Tate | Comedian
@tatemco.bsky.social
NYC | Comedian
For legal reasons, everything I say is a joke 👀
Anti-oligarchy-anti-fascist-anti-dictatorship
For legal reasons, everything I say is a joke 👀
Anti-oligarchy-anti-fascist-anti-dictatorship
The worst part of being sick is turning into a mouth breather
August 6, 2025 at 5:57 PM
The worst part of being sick is turning into a mouth breather
woman listening to any song ever: “I love this song”
That one douche bag: “…did you know this song is about heroin?”
That one douche bag: “…did you know this song is about heroin?”
July 18, 2025 at 12:13 PM
woman listening to any song ever: “I love this song”
That one douche bag: “…did you know this song is about heroin?”
That one douche bag: “…did you know this song is about heroin?”
God, damn it. I’ve had it with all these remakes.
First Freaky Friday 2 and now World War III???
When will the horror end?
First Freaky Friday 2 and now World War III???
When will the horror end?
June 19, 2025 at 10:57 PM
God, damn it. I’ve had it with all these remakes.
First Freaky Friday 2 and now World War III???
When will the horror end?
First Freaky Friday 2 and now World War III???
When will the horror end?
What is actually going on?!?!
June 19, 2025 at 10:55 PM
What is actually going on?!?!
I keep trying to imagine explaining what the world would be like in my 20s to my 10 year old self who watched Obama become president
Literally, what the helly indeed
Literally, what the helly indeed
June 19, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I keep trying to imagine explaining what the world would be like in my 20s to my 10 year old self who watched Obama become president
Literally, what the helly indeed
Literally, what the helly indeed
bruh I told my friend I was working the polls... Tell me why she thought I meant I became a stripper
May 24, 2025 at 1:33 AM
bruh I told my friend I was working the polls... Tell me why she thought I meant I became a stripper
Can we just not listen to this admin? Like what if we all decided to ignore them completely? If they start trying to arrest people, we get everyone to point at laugh at them
May 20, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Can we just not listen to this admin? Like what if we all decided to ignore them completely? If they start trying to arrest people, we get everyone to point at laugh at them
In case you didn’t know that I make videos — I’ll start posting more here #narratortrend #videoediting #nyc #filmmaker #hopecore
May 19, 2025 at 7:43 PM
In case you didn’t know that I make videos — I’ll start posting more here #narratortrend #videoediting #nyc #filmmaker #hopecore
If people are allowed to just dress up as ICE agents then… let’s all just dress up as ICE agents then. Documented, undocumented, everyone. Now WE act like the ICE agents. Uno reverse it yall
a man sitting at a desk talking to another man with the words " identity theft is not a joke jim "
ALT: a man sitting at a desk talking to another man with the words " identity theft is not a joke jim "
media.tenor.com
May 15, 2025 at 10:04 PM
If people are allowed to just dress up as ICE agents then… let’s all just dress up as ICE agents then. Documented, undocumented, everyone. Now WE act like the ICE agents. Uno reverse it yall
They’d never give free healthcare to a country of people they’re allowing and encouraging big corporations to poison everyday
May 10, 2025 at 7:16 AM
They’d never give free healthcare to a country of people they’re allowing and encouraging big corporations to poison everyday
Y’all would rather have an illiterate, demented 80 year old, Nazi, shitting his pants behind the resolute desk, heavy breathing over his Big Mac and Diet Coke between Elon suck sessions as president than a woman.
May 4, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Y’all would rather have an illiterate, demented 80 year old, Nazi, shitting his pants behind the resolute desk, heavy breathing over his Big Mac and Diet Coke between Elon suck sessions as president than a woman.
So because I’m a very vocal person on the internet, to cover my ass, I’d like to publicly state— I make a lot of jokes about suicide and being depressed. I do suffer from depression but since my dad died, no matter how badly I’m suffering, I will not kms. It feels unfair to him since he wasn’t able
April 17, 2025 at 3:35 AM
So because I’m a very vocal person on the internet, to cover my ass, I’d like to publicly state— I make a lot of jokes about suicide and being depressed. I do suffer from depression but since my dad died, no matter how badly I’m suffering, I will not kms. It feels unfair to him since he wasn’t able
It’s always Red vs. Blue but it needs to be Red + Blue vs. white (supremacists)
February 22, 2025 at 8:15 AM
It’s always Red vs. Blue but it needs to be Red + Blue vs. white (supremacists)
Please show up at town halls and city council meetings and GRILL your reps. Ask them what they’re doing to protest Elons unlawful take over and how they plan to protect women, minorities, people with disabilities and the LGBT community.
February 22, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Please show up at town halls and city council meetings and GRILL your reps. Ask them what they’re doing to protest Elons unlawful take over and how they plan to protect women, minorities, people with disabilities and the LGBT community.
Ok so I’m living in the universe where all the onion articles are true then?
February 12, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Ok so I’m living in the universe where all the onion articles are true then?
Can we petition for congress to cancel all government contracts with Elon? Please?
February 12, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Can we petition for congress to cancel all government contracts with Elon? Please?
I know we all want to flee and I’m not saying we shouldn’t but I am saying — IM A DIE HARD AMERICAN AND I WILL NOT GIVE UP MY COUNTRY TO A BUNCH OF DIPSHIT NAZIS WHO CANT READ
February 11, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I know we all want to flee and I’m not saying we shouldn’t but I am saying — IM A DIE HARD AMERICAN AND I WILL NOT GIVE UP MY COUNTRY TO A BUNCH OF DIPSHIT NAZIS WHO CANT READ
Every time we elect a black person into the White House, white supremacists get angry and elect Adolf 2.0.
It’s happened TWICE
It’s happened TWICE
February 11, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Every time we elect a black person into the White House, white supremacists get angry and elect Adolf 2.0.
It’s happened TWICE
It’s happened TWICE
Somebody’s gotta wear a hammer and sickle
Somebody’s gotta be the one to start a revolution
Somebody’s gotta hold the government accountable
So God made ✨GIRLS✨
Somebody’s gotta be the one to start a revolution
Somebody’s gotta hold the government accountable
So God made ✨GIRLS✨
February 11, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Somebody’s gotta wear a hammer and sickle
Somebody’s gotta be the one to start a revolution
Somebody’s gotta hold the government accountable
So God made ✨GIRLS✨
Somebody’s gotta be the one to start a revolution
Somebody’s gotta hold the government accountable
So God made ✨GIRLS✨
Hey, married women, if you’d like to continue to be able to vote— call you reps to ask them wtf they’re planning to do about the SAVE Act
February 11, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Hey, married women, if you’d like to continue to be able to vote— call you reps to ask them wtf they’re planning to do about the SAVE Act
Call me crazy but I’d rather not have to see a draft dodging fascist when I just want to watch people throw a ball around for a few hours
February 8, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Call me crazy but I’d rather not have to see a draft dodging fascist when I just want to watch people throw a ball around for a few hours
The 5 calls app is literally a life saver. If you want to call your reps, y’all really need to download it. It helps so much and puts all the info you need to know in one place. Love it 🫶🏻😭
February 5, 2025 at 9:46 PM
The 5 calls app is literally a life saver. If you want to call your reps, y’all really need to download it. It helps so much and puts all the info you need to know in one place. Love it 🫶🏻😭
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Do the Trump lackeys blaming DEI for the plane crash not realize they are DEI hires?
February 4, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Do the Trump lackeys blaming DEI for the plane crash not realize they are DEI hires?
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AOC: I have encountered many billionaires. You all have seen many of those encounters in hearings.. I can tell that this dude is probably one of the most unintelligent billionaires I have ever seen
February 4, 2025 at 6:11 AM
AOC: I have encountered many billionaires. You all have seen many of those encounters in hearings.. I can tell that this dude is probably one of the most unintelligent billionaires I have ever seen
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If you’re scared about what’s going on, I encourage you to listen to @aoc.bsky.social LIVE from last night. She gave me the immeasurable about of calm I desperately needed. This is the audio cause I’m not on META. You should also be able to access it.
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February 4, 2025 at 4:55 PM
If you’re scared about what’s going on, I encourage you to listen to @aoc.bsky.social LIVE from last night. She gave me the immeasurable about of calm I desperately needed. This is the audio cause I’m not on META. You should also be able to access it.