I almost custom-ordered a “Make America Shady Again” hat to wear to Bonnaroo when he played, but I admonished myself about wasteful consumerism, short-sightedly assuming I wouldn’t have a reason to wear it again. 🤦🏼‍♀️

Because if he wants more kids, it doesn’t matter that she doesn’t. He gets to decide what his incubator does/doesn’t do.