Tasty Bark
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42 is the answer to life the universe and everything as seen by a computer. 42 is ASCII for X. X is a variable. The answer to life the universe and everything is a variable. Fuck you Deep Thought!
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My religion;
My religion is a search, a journey. A wonder and wander to where, when, why, and how. My religion is a shield, to defend those I love, to offer love to any who reach, and big enough to bridge the gaps that we've build to keep us separate....
My religion is a search, a journey. A wonder and wander to where, when, why, and how. My religion is a shield, to defend those I love, to offer love to any who reach, and big enough to bridge the gaps that we've build to keep us separate....
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December 7, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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My religion;
My religion is a search, a journey. A wonder and wander to where, when, why, and how. My religion is a shield, to defend those I love, to offer love to any who reach, and big enough to bridge the gaps that we've build to keep us separate....
My religion is a search, a journey. A wonder and wander to where, when, why, and how. My religion is a shield, to defend those I love, to offer love to any who reach, and big enough to bridge the gaps that we've build to keep us separate....
November 14, 2025 at 8:44 PM
My religion;
My religion is a search, a journey. A wonder and wander to where, when, why, and how. My religion is a shield, to defend those I love, to offer love to any who reach, and big enough to bridge the gaps that we've build to keep us separate....
My religion is a search, a journey. A wonder and wander to where, when, why, and how. My religion is a shield, to defend those I love, to offer love to any who reach, and big enough to bridge the gaps that we've build to keep us separate....
THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT FOR ALL TAKING PART IN NO KINGS DAY PROTESTS!!!! DO NOT FUCK THE ICE AGENTS! YOU WILL CONTRACT GONOHERPAIDS! I REPEAT, DO NOT FUCK THE ICE AGENTS!!! Please share for awareness.
October 18, 2025 at 12:49 PM
THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT FOR ALL TAKING PART IN NO KINGS DAY PROTESTS!!!! DO NOT FUCK THE ICE AGENTS! YOU WILL CONTRACT GONOHERPAIDS! I REPEAT, DO NOT FUCK THE ICE AGENTS!!! Please share for awareness.
Fun/Unfun fact (depending on perspective): When the Nazis were brought to trial, "I was just fallowing orders." was not a valid argument for innocence.
a teddy bear wearing a military hat is behind bars
ALT: a teddy bear wearing a military hat is behind bars
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September 27, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Fun/Unfun fact (depending on perspective): When the Nazis were brought to trial, "I was just fallowing orders." was not a valid argument for innocence.
Alcatraz was shut down because of cost and abhorrent conditions. The fact that Republicans are proud of a place simply called Alligator Alcatraz in itself shows a lack of morals, compassion, and understanding. No matter what is said, there's really no way around that.
September 24, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Alcatraz was shut down because of cost and abhorrent conditions. The fact that Republicans are proud of a place simply called Alligator Alcatraz in itself shows a lack of morals, compassion, and understanding. No matter what is said, there's really no way around that.
Been playing D&D with the same character for almost 4 years. Today, I officially retired him. Farewell Kroden the Tenacious, may your water be hot, your toilet paper soft, and your dentist, gentle.
June 28, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Been playing D&D with the same character for almost 4 years. Today, I officially retired him. Farewell Kroden the Tenacious, may your water be hot, your toilet paper soft, and your dentist, gentle.
As is the IRS is going to be shooting at each other in a display of total chaos. Jokes aside, the money you're expecting is coming from the American people you fucking gobshite....
April 27, 2025 at 2:48 PM
As is the IRS is going to be shooting at each other in a display of total chaos. Jokes aside, the money you're expecting is coming from the American people you fucking gobshite....
Semi religious person here. I hear that Trump is "Sent by God" like he's the second coming of Christ. Okay, let's find out. Nail him to a cross, leave him for a few days and let's see what happens.
April 22, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Semi religious person here. I hear that Trump is "Sent by God" like he's the second coming of Christ. Okay, let's find out. Nail him to a cross, leave him for a few days and let's see what happens.
This is how people need to start talking to this orange tinted anal fissure. Wish it were real.
April 14, 2025 at 2:22 PM
This is how people need to start talking to this orange tinted anal fissure. Wish it were real.
That moment you suspect your English is off, but no..... It's not....
April 8, 2025 at 11:20 AM
That moment you suspect your English is off, but no..... It's not....
It's funny how "fuck you" has turned into a generic insult to be ignored, but call someone a "trailer hitch sucker", which makes no sense, then start running, because they're going to kick your ass.
March 31, 2025 at 9:41 PM
It's funny how "fuck you" has turned into a generic insult to be ignored, but call someone a "trailer hitch sucker", which makes no sense, then start running, because they're going to kick your ass.
For whoever needs to hear this, and I mean this with as much heartfelt sincerity as I can muster. Fuck you.
March 26, 2025 at 11:03 PM
For whoever needs to hear this, and I mean this with as much heartfelt sincerity as I can muster. Fuck you.
Steering turns to the Reich.
March 23, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Steering turns to the Reich.
Know your rights... And your lefts. Sucker punching a Nazi can totally become a thing again. Also, don't forget people, mask up for safety!
March 22, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Know your rights... And your lefts. Sucker punching a Nazi can totally become a thing again. Also, don't forget people, mask up for safety!
To all the extroverts who think introverts need to leave their safe space. Maybe try shutting the fuck up, and making the unsafe spaces safer.
March 18, 2025 at 11:04 AM
To all the extroverts who think introverts need to leave their safe space. Maybe try shutting the fuck up, and making the unsafe spaces safer.
March 14, 2025 at 3:39 PM
If I can give one bit of advice, Gomez Addams that shit. EVERYTHING. Love is the key word. Got a girlfriend or wife, love her RELENTLESSLY. A hobby, yep. Family, them too. Hobbies, friends, everything. Love life relentlessly and don't back down. Love or death! Either way, what a treat.
March 7, 2025 at 2:55 AM
If I can give one bit of advice, Gomez Addams that shit. EVERYTHING. Love is the key word. Got a girlfriend or wife, love her RELENTLESSLY. A hobby, yep. Family, them too. Hobbies, friends, everything. Love life relentlessly and don't back down. Love or death! Either way, what a treat.
I'd like to take a moment and discuss the importance of emotions. They make us who we are. They are our memories and without them, nothing matters enough to remember it. Love, anger, shame, pride... So when you remember someone, or feel a pang of pain at an absence, and without those feelings....
March 4, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I'd like to take a moment and discuss the importance of emotions. They make us who we are. They are our memories and without them, nothing matters enough to remember it. Love, anger, shame, pride... So when you remember someone, or feel a pang of pain at an absence, and without those feelings....
