Holy shit, When Evil Lurks is brutal.

I’m pretty sure I created a tulpa in my smoking room.

Whyyyyy do I have to constantly tell T-Mobile live agents how to do their jobs?

Snow plows sound an awful lot like alien spaceships at 3:45am.

Today is a day I wish I had faith and thought that prayers made a difference.

I’d like to let someone else bear the load for a while.

Cords should be retractable by default.

Stop telling women they're beautiful when they call themselves fat.

They didn't call themselves ugly.

My father is dying. I haven't spoken with him in 13 years, but today I heard him tell me he was sorry and that he loved me. And then we said goodbye.

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but I’m not that interesting. Sorry in advance.