Teh Rockuer
@tastelessfish.bsky.social
I am a monument to all your sins.
"He's dangerous because he tells the truth."
November 24, 2025 at 7:00 AM
"He's dangerous because he tells the truth."
My favorite thing is when the hotdogs roll around the floor before they are cooked.
November 24, 2025 at 6:44 AM
My favorite thing is when the hotdogs roll around the floor before they are cooked.
How much for a horse?
November 24, 2025 at 6:39 AM
How much for a horse?
Am I just an onion in a jar of M&M's?
November 24, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Am I just an onion in a jar of M&M's?
Turns out corn is human. New business idea.
November 24, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Turns out corn is human. New business idea.
I am crawling under the shed this Thanksgiving.
November 24, 2025 at 6:23 AM
I am crawling under the shed this Thanksgiving.
"There is more than one way to skin a rat... OR A MAN!"
November 24, 2025 at 5:31 AM
"There is more than one way to skin a rat... OR A MAN!"
One human in a country of wolves.
November 24, 2025 at 4:30 AM
One human in a country of wolves.
Aye, yo, Atheon!
November 23, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Aye, yo, Atheon!
"SEA SHELL DRON."
November 23, 2025 at 5:41 AM
"SEA SHELL DRON."
Gotta visit the corpe cottage!
November 23, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Gotta visit the corpe cottage!
I'm such a mid-level boss.
November 20, 2025 at 6:37 AM
I'm such a mid-level boss.
Rob Thomas is moving in!
November 16, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Rob Thomas is moving in!
It's 11:16, let's go get a pizza from the Little Ceasars Dumpster.
November 10, 2025 at 4:18 AM
It's 11:16, let's go get a pizza from the Little Ceasars Dumpster.
Just-starts with one.
November 9, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Just-starts with one.
Just one more post starting with the word just.
November 9, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Just one more post starting with the word just.
Just call me Abra-Cayman Lincoln.
November 9, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Just call me Abra-Cayman Lincoln.
Just you wait until I pull out my $13,000 Fblthp Deck!
November 9, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Just you wait until I pull out my $13,000 Fblthp Deck!
NO MORE DEALS... IT'S OVER!!!
November 9, 2025 at 10:23 PM
NO MORE DEALS... IT'S OVER!!!
There is nothing I understand more than a horse on fire.
November 9, 2025 at 8:54 PM
There is nothing I understand more than a horse on fire.
FINAL BOSS - Beat me at Chess while singing The Reason.
November 9, 2025 at 7:04 AM
FINAL BOSS - Beat me at Chess while singing The Reason.
Call me George Washington because my epiglottitis seems to be undiagnosed.
November 3, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Call me George Washington because my epiglottitis seems to be undiagnosed.
"It's my birthday! I'm not going to the dollar store!"
October 21, 2025 at 11:40 AM
"It's my birthday! I'm not going to the dollar store!"
If not a bird? -Rather a plane?
October 20, 2025 at 8:42 AM
If not a bird? -Rather a plane?