Kai
@tasnyx.bsky.social
I’m on this site as a form of spiritual community service
Substack.com/Tasnyx
Substack.com/Tasnyx
Buy my books my unemployment runs out tomorrow thanks sorry I don’t use this place itch.io/s/171518/bla... #blackfridaysale #itch
Black Friday 2025 by Kai Johansen
A bundle by Kai Johansen, $5.98 for Lowlanders Vol. 1, The Lilac Fields
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December 1, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Buy my books my unemployment runs out tomorrow thanks sorry I don’t use this place itch.io/s/171518/bla... #blackfridaysale #itch
Uh, this year they’re giving the turkey a spot in the cabinet! Fuck too topical. Er, I heard this year the turkey was arrested for embezzlement, no wonder he lost all that weight, fuck too esoteric. You hear about the turkey this year, death by lethal brine injection! Fuck yes that’s the shit!
November 27, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Uh, this year they’re giving the turkey a spot in the cabinet! Fuck too topical. Er, I heard this year the turkey was arrested for embezzlement, no wonder he lost all that weight, fuck too esoteric. You hear about the turkey this year, death by lethal brine injection! Fuck yes that’s the shit!
No paper, no fans, no motion, life saved only by alcohol and the bull-headed desire to never have to be behind a cash register again in my life. When I die it will be the most preventable death of all time. Give me a modest 10,000 dollar advance for my next novel and let me live
November 26, 2025 at 4:16 AM
No paper, no fans, no motion, life saved only by alcohol and the bull-headed desire to never have to be behind a cash register again in my life. When I die it will be the most preventable death of all time. Give me a modest 10,000 dollar advance for my next novel and let me live
Anything for my good friend, Yoru
November 26, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Anything for my good friend, Yoru
Hello my life is forfeit and I have nothing save for my excesses
November 22, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Hello my life is forfeit and I have nothing save for my excesses
I’m in the Epstein emails but to be fair I was not invited to his island though I was very close to getting him as an angel investor in my 160 hour long nude tactical rpg titled Bodacious Odyssey
November 18, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I’m in the Epstein emails but to be fair I was not invited to his island though I was very close to getting him as an angel investor in my 160 hour long nude tactical rpg titled Bodacious Odyssey
I am getting drunk and I want to say that every time I look at the discover section of this site I am repulsed by how many of you are not communists let’s get it moving already people
November 15, 2025 at 7:30 AM
I am getting drunk and I want to say that every time I look at the discover section of this site I am repulsed by how many of you are not communists let’s get it moving already people
The monster in the book: I ask of thee, as one’s father, like, Prometheus, who hath stolen flame from the gods and supply it with life, what is it that I hath betrayed, what elemental rulebook from which I was never read?
The Monster in the movie: Me monster trade but can’t host
The Monster in the movie: Me monster trade but can’t host
November 11, 2025 at 7:12 AM
The monster in the book: I ask of thee, as one’s father, like, Prometheus, who hath stolen flame from the gods and supply it with life, what is it that I hath betrayed, what elemental rulebook from which I was never read?
The Monster in the movie: Me monster trade but can’t host
The Monster in the movie: Me monster trade but can’t host
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On twitter: my maoist ultra assassins are on their way to assassinate all kkkrackers in the Big Crapple!
On Bluesky: I hear there was a hecking election ball tonight did you guys win :3
On Bluesky: I hear there was a hecking election ball tonight did you guys win :3
November 5, 2025 at 4:49 AM
On twitter: my maoist ultra assassins are on their way to assassinate all kkkrackers in the Big Crapple!
On Bluesky: I hear there was a hecking election ball tonight did you guys win :3
On Bluesky: I hear there was a hecking election ball tonight did you guys win :3
50% off your first purchase with a discount code? How can that be profitable for Helix Sleep?
November 4, 2025 at 9:32 AM
50% off your first purchase with a discount code? How can that be profitable for Helix Sleep?
If I had a cat I would dance around my apartment with him singing the song Excitable Boy by Warren Zevon to him
October 30, 2025 at 2:06 AM
If I had a cat I would dance around my apartment with him singing the song Excitable Boy by Warren Zevon to him
I have no reach so there’s no real point in this but I put up my old novellas in a Halloween sale on here and they’re both good and incredibly cheap please buy them #itchio #halloweensale itch.io/s/165796/nov...
Novella Halloween Sale 2025 by Kai Johansen
A bundle by Kai Johansen, $5.98 for Lowlanders Vol. 1, The Lilac Fields
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October 30, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I have no reach so there’s no real point in this but I put up my old novellas in a Halloween sale on here and they’re both good and incredibly cheap please buy them #itchio #halloweensale itch.io/s/165796/nov...
I want more followers on here but I do not like most of you
October 27, 2025 at 6:07 AM
I want more followers on here but I do not like most of you
Less than 2 months left of unemployment and I have no hope of getting a job and all I can do is write and I’m an alcoholic
October 27, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Less than 2 months left of unemployment and I have no hope of getting a job and all I can do is write and I’m an alcoholic
My life is in chaos I’m asleep during almost every operative hour of my life but I have been writing a lot and drinking beer a lot also so things are moving well for me by that rubric
October 25, 2025 at 5:40 AM
My life is in chaos I’m asleep during almost every operative hour of my life but I have been writing a lot and drinking beer a lot also so things are moving well for me by that rubric
[Halloween Warren Zevon]
I met a girl at the Monster Mash
She asked me if I’d spook her
She took me back to her haunted house
I don’t wanna talk about it!
I met a girl at the Monster Mash
She asked me if I’d spook her
She took me back to her haunted house
I don’t wanna talk about it!
October 20, 2025 at 12:09 PM
[Halloween Warren Zevon]
I met a girl at the Monster Mash
She asked me if I’d spook her
She took me back to her haunted house
I don’t wanna talk about it!
I met a girl at the Monster Mash
She asked me if I’d spook her
She took me back to her haunted house
I don’t wanna talk about it!
Me: Tired of this individualist culture where we think refusing to help others will give us more space to handle ourselves. We all need each other to figure out how we’ll make it through this
Woman on a dating app who I don’t really like: what do you do for fun 😉
Me: Groceries
Woman on a dating app who I don’t really like: what do you do for fun 😉
Me: Groceries
October 20, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Me: Tired of this individualist culture where we think refusing to help others will give us more space to handle ourselves. We all need each other to figure out how we’ll make it through this
Woman on a dating app who I don’t really like: what do you do for fun 😉
Me: Groceries
Woman on a dating app who I don’t really like: what do you do for fun 😉
Me: Groceries
Friend: yeah they’re saying it’s gonna be inclement weather patterns all week long
Guy who has been listening to Warren Zevon’s self titled album all week: Who said it, the mystics or the statistics?
Guy who has been listening to Warren Zevon’s self titled album all week: Who said it, the mystics or the statistics?
October 10, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Friend: yeah they’re saying it’s gonna be inclement weather patterns all week long
Guy who has been listening to Warren Zevon’s self titled album all week: Who said it, the mystics or the statistics?
Guy who has been listening to Warren Zevon’s self titled album all week: Who said it, the mystics or the statistics?
It’s the years of bread because I’m about getting that money! Can you please send me 25 dollars for binge drinking?
October 1, 2025 at 6:45 AM
It’s the years of bread because I’m about getting that money! Can you please send me 25 dollars for binge drinking?
Nurse Jackie showed up on my YouTube shorts now that was a show, some exec off his four martini lunch, “What if a middle aged woman did pills at her job?” You’re describing every woman I’ve been fired by in my life
September 27, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Nurse Jackie showed up on my YouTube shorts now that was a show, some exec off his four martini lunch, “What if a middle aged woman did pills at her job?” You’re describing every woman I’ve been fired by in my life
[Goggins character in a McBride show] I’ll have you know muthafucker I spent 6 months living with the bonobos and they thought I was ice cold, even the lady ones kept trying to grab my dick
[Danny McBride Character] I bet you my damn left nut them monkeys was all dudes!
[Danny McBride Character] I bet you my damn left nut them monkeys was all dudes!
September 27, 2025 at 5:57 AM
[Goggins character in a McBride show] I’ll have you know muthafucker I spent 6 months living with the bonobos and they thought I was ice cold, even the lady ones kept trying to grab my dick
[Danny McBride Character] I bet you my damn left nut them monkeys was all dudes!
[Danny McBride Character] I bet you my damn left nut them monkeys was all dudes!
Whenever they describe someone as a leech in an old book expecting you to side against the character but that’s everything I’m about, my entire life has been about figuring out elaborate ways to give as little as possible and take more than I’ve earned, nothing wrong with that
September 17, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Whenever they describe someone as a leech in an old book expecting you to side against the character but that’s everything I’m about, my entire life has been about figuring out elaborate ways to give as little as possible and take more than I’ve earned, nothing wrong with that
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Communism is good and I want it
We gotta drop the "communism is good, actually" thing. Nobody believes you want that, and it's just annoying at this point
the problem with the US democratic party is that it is not communist
August 4, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Communism is good and I want it
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Anyways if you wanna read it like this and I’ll send you the absolute mess first draft it’s in
Way too late for anyone to be around but I finally finished my novel and it feels insane but I feel so good about it even though it’s a mess editing wise
August 3, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Anyways if you wanna read it like this and I’ll send you the absolute mess first draft it’s in