I want to find the friend & the ex

Every single time

Mom: You know she feels like she has to enable her daughter because of her grandchildren. She thinks of those children as the ones she lost.
Me: I’m not going to say what I’m thinking because it’s mean.
Mom: Say it.
Me: Fuck them kids!
Mom:

See what aligning yourself with bullshit gets you

A serious bath

He was really like this

My cousin is looking for her next white man. Her mother is getting catfished & is convinced this “man” is coming back from building a hotel in Germany by next month. I can’t help but laugh.

Alright

Every one just needs to take a break to dance like Shemar Moore to Blow the Whistle to cheer up

My crazy second fur baby lol

I do get offended when ugly, dumb ass men, & men with a starting lineup tell me they “won’t” me.

Y’all are talking about whether vampires & zombies can consent to sexual interactions.

Me: *explaining the AI video Donald shared*
Mom:

Her facially expressions lol