TartWrangler
@tartwrangler.bsky.social
Occasional twitch streamer and youtuber. If I am laughing at myself that is what matters most. Look for me on either platform by the same name.
Should I be concerned?
December 22, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Should I be concerned?
I only eat things that died accidental deaths. The cow that made my last hamburger died in a boating incident. #meat #peta #vegan #vegetarian
December 5, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I only eat things that died accidental deaths. The cow that made my last hamburger died in a boating incident. #meat #peta #vegan #vegetarian
A smoothie and the latest copy of "Potato Country". Can this day get any better?
December 4, 2025 at 10:59 PM
A smoothie and the latest copy of "Potato Country". Can this day get any better?
When someone says "bare with me a moment" they want you to get naked for a sex quickie, right? Or have I interpreted something completely wrong? #oops #oopsie #oopsmoment
November 21, 2025 at 10:16 PM
When someone says "bare with me a moment" they want you to get naked for a sex quickie, right? Or have I interpreted something completely wrong? #oops #oopsie #oopsmoment
Everyone is always talking about how "Santa came early" but I don't think you should be putting a beloved holiday figure's premature ejaculation on blast like that. #xmas #santa #Christmas
October 29, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Everyone is always talking about how "Santa came early" but I don't think you should be putting a beloved holiday figure's premature ejaculation on blast like that. #xmas #santa #Christmas
I have two belly buttons. Two mothers nourished me in the womb. It is why I am so powerful.
October 29, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I have two belly buttons. Two mothers nourished me in the womb. It is why I am so powerful.
If you pour yogurt in your socks and microwave them before you put them on, you can feel like you are stepping in cum all day.
October 15, 2025 at 5:06 PM
If you pour yogurt in your socks and microwave them before you put them on, you can feel like you are stepping in cum all day.
not suckin or fuckin but a secret third thing
October 14, 2025 at 7:32 AM
not suckin or fuckin but a secret third thing
An "Iron Chef" once made me a Michelin star worthy meal from the mold in my fridge and the stuff that was clogging my bathroom sink. #cooking #michelinstar #ironchef
October 3, 2025 at 3:28 AM
An "Iron Chef" once made me a Michelin star worthy meal from the mold in my fridge and the stuff that was clogging my bathroom sink. #cooking #michelinstar #ironchef
If you unboof the alcohol before the cop writes the DUI, he can't finish.
October 1, 2025 at 2:15 AM
If you unboof the alcohol before the cop writes the DUI, he can't finish.
WHEN YOU FIND ONE PERFECT PERSON TO HAVE A RELATIONSHIP WITH DO YOU STOP THERE? NO!! YOU FIND ANOTHER ONE BECAUSE IF YOU CAN FIND ONE YOU CAN FIND ANOTHER. AND ANOTHER. FIND THEM ALL! #relationships #love
September 27, 2025 at 7:42 AM
WHEN YOU FIND ONE PERFECT PERSON TO HAVE A RELATIONSHIP WITH DO YOU STOP THERE? NO!! YOU FIND ANOTHER ONE BECAUSE IF YOU CAN FIND ONE YOU CAN FIND ANOTHER. AND ANOTHER. FIND THEM ALL! #relationships #love
Andy Warhol invented the esophagus. He discovered H2O. He created the 69. He left his dick print on the sun. #andywarhol #invention #science
September 25, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Andy Warhol invented the esophagus. He discovered H2O. He created the 69. He left his dick print on the sun. #andywarhol #invention #science
ONE MAN ENTERS! TWO MEN LEAVE! Because, one of the men, he was preganent, and had a baby in the ring, from the top rope! Then he suplexed the baby until the umbilical cord broke and named it after the referee, his secret lover who would often call matches in his favor. #wrestling
September 25, 2025 at 1:00 AM
ONE MAN ENTERS! TWO MEN LEAVE! Because, one of the men, he was preganent, and had a baby in the ring, from the top rope! Then he suplexed the baby until the umbilical cord broke and named it after the referee, his secret lover who would often call matches in his favor. #wrestling
I went to Sweden. In Sweden, all there is to do is trivia, meatballs, forest, or sex. I chose sex most of the time. #sweden #forest #meatballs
September 24, 2025 at 2:10 PM
I went to Sweden. In Sweden, all there is to do is trivia, meatballs, forest, or sex. I chose sex most of the time. #sweden #forest #meatballs
My sensei taught me how to have nasal orgasms.
September 19, 2025 at 5:12 AM
My sensei taught me how to have nasal orgasms.
Favorite nipples. youtube.com/shorts/I-_Fe...
September 18, 2025
YouTube video by Tart Wrangler
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September 18, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Favorite nipples. youtube.com/shorts/I-_Fe...
It's poggers. www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-hS...
How can you show your love to the person you love when you love them?
YouTube video by Tart Wrangler
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September 17, 2025 at 9:43 AM
It's poggers. www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-hS...
September 11, 2025 at 3:42 PM
August 27, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Why don't dating apps have a "forklift certified" option in their filters? #forkliftfriday
August 23, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Why don't dating apps have a "forklift certified" option in their filters? #forkliftfriday
August 22, 2025 at 7:57 AM
August 22, 2025 at 7:42 AM
If you are an American, and you lose weight, you are now less of an American than you were before.
August 22, 2025 at 6:39 AM
If you are an American, and you lose weight, you are now less of an American than you were before.