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The taste of an unfinished beverage
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Canadian oil grunt. Speck of orange in a big blue sea.
They are one of a select group of vegetables that Have. To. Be. Burnt. On. The. Outside.
Once they are charred and blackened the inside will be perfectly cooked. Cook with onions and/or bacon and serve with a mild vinegar heavy hot sauce (I.e. franks) and that is how they should be consumed.
July 7, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Mark’s missing diversity of thought, a summary:

Fuck blacks and hispanics

Fuck women’s autonomy

Fuck gay rights

Fuck anyone who hates the taste of boots and billionaire cock.

Golly gee can’t wait to murder/rape/enslave/deport them all!

There’s your missing diversity.
June 9, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I would probably be a happier and healthier man if i felt that way but since I can't, after reading what i could find:

1. unknown.
2. cylindrically shaped and presumably appropriately sized for the task.
3. the victims children (and wife)
4. likely forever a mystery
May 28, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Especially because my brain is immediately flooded with questions:
Is the asteroid sentient or is somebody wielding it?

What size and shape is this asteroid?

Are "his children" the victim's or fetishist's?

And most importantly, why a fucking asteroid in the first place?
May 28, 2025 at 4:54 PM
So, pretty good. But your eyes were far too open, bright, and full of life. Danielle always has this furrowed brow/ eyelids partially closed look very much like this friendly looking lady
May 7, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Hmm… Trump’s tariffing genius vs Hollywood accounting. All new out of country Netflix shows “imported” for a cost of $1…. Or more likely the big streamers all buy a couple mil of his crypto.
May 5, 2025 at 12:45 AM
He does!
And he has definitely learned to talk. Inherited the shepherd vocalizations for sure
April 27, 2025 at 1:23 AM
This is Beefcake. He’s a four month old gs/rottie/lab mutt and I couldn’t have asked for a better dog
April 26, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I’m hoping that they can at least break up the Rebel’s questions by bringing out a cage of howler monkeys to screech and potentially throw a little feces at the candidates, just to restore a little bit of gravitas to the affair.
April 17, 2025 at 11:28 PM
He’s as qualified to talk about serious economic issues as he is about boating safety and responsible alcohol consumption.
April 10, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Well I suppose for after performing so many neutering surgeries it would be almost second nature for the college to happily cut its own balls off
April 10, 2025 at 6:14 AM
To paraphrase an American poet:

Some Boers wanna play a hard role,
And tell you that mind ain’t gold.
So they toss it. And leave it.
And we pull up quick to retrieve it.
March 27, 2025 at 4:34 PM