Pluto's divorced dad era✨
@tartbussy.bsky.social
Adam • weird, but trying to be funny about it • LG (BT) • vibrant fag • notable homo
FFXIV | nail polish | whatever the fuck else
metro detroit
♥ Moon & Justin ♥
https://linktr.ee/plutomancy
FFXIV | nail polish | whatever the fuck else
metro detroit
♥ Moon & Justin ♥
https://linktr.ee/plutomancy
my legs have main character syndrome
(from a trip last weekend, mothman -> double birthday cabin party)
(from a trip last weekend, mothman -> double birthday cabin party)
November 11, 2025 at 8:19 AM
my legs have main character syndrome
(from a trip last weekend, mothman -> double birthday cabin party)
(from a trip last weekend, mothman -> double birthday cabin party)
webding at the cuntry club
October 26, 2025 at 6:33 PM
webding at the cuntry club
me realizing, in some ways, i did indeed marry my mother:
October 13, 2025 at 5:40 AM
me realizing, in some ways, i did indeed marry my mother:
y'all want some beans
September 14, 2025 at 5:17 PM
y'all want some beans
Anyways it was an FF themed wedding so I was viera cafe eorzea!
August 25, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Anyways it was an FF themed wedding so I was viera cafe eorzea!
I think I've achieved a perfect French press pour
Having a 6am shift has made me a daily coffee drinker again 😴
Having a 6am shift has made me a daily coffee drinker again 😴
August 9, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I think I've achieved a perfect French press pour
Having a 6am shift has made me a daily coffee drinker again 😴
Having a 6am shift has made me a daily coffee drinker again 😴
noone can escape the devil wears prada cape
courtesy of @mehgomeh.bsky.social and her hair salon lmao
courtesy of @mehgomeh.bsky.social and her hair salon lmao
June 19, 2025 at 8:31 PM
noone can escape the devil wears prada cape
courtesy of @mehgomeh.bsky.social and her hair salon lmao
courtesy of @mehgomeh.bsky.social and her hair salon lmao
moon had his first adult doctors appointment and it went about as well as expected, when you include the severe medical phobia
June 7, 2025 at 7:50 AM
moon had his first adult doctors appointment and it went about as well as expected, when you include the severe medical phobia
It's not a lot but it's mine :) with plans to get a solid metal pad soon
This CRT weighs more than me 🥴
This CRT weighs more than me 🥴
June 7, 2025 at 7:47 AM
It's not a lot but it's mine :) with plans to get a solid metal pad soon
This CRT weighs more than me 🥴
This CRT weighs more than me 🥴
my local magic chat is hyped for the new cards and oops, let some brainrot seep out
May 21, 2025 at 12:46 AM
my local magic chat is hyped for the new cards and oops, let some brainrot seep out
me talking about maybe getting a simple release meta (btm surgery)
May 14, 2025 at 4:52 AM
me talking about maybe getting a simple release meta (btm surgery)
this is the dark souls of gay s*x
May 12, 2025 at 5:41 PM
this is the dark souls of gay s*x
my favorite thing that's come out of the divorce is the el*ctoralism punchline
May 9, 2025 at 7:25 PM
my favorite thing that's come out of the divorce is the el*ctoralism punchline
not being able to have s*x because of the hysto is fucking killing me
May 9, 2025 at 6:04 PM
not being able to have s*x because of the hysto is fucking killing me
ILNP amped + their horseshoe magnet :3
April 10, 2025 at 1:28 AM
ILNP amped + their horseshoe magnet :3
anyways check out this sick new car me and moon bought earlier this week
March 28, 2025 at 6:48 PM
anyways check out this sick new car me and moon bought earlier this week
Weird, I keep talking about how my ex treated me and people who know both of us keep validating me.
And telling me even more things I didn't know about, that were direct attempts to control and isolate me.
And telling me even more things I didn't know about, that were direct attempts to control and isolate me.
March 28, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Weird, I keep talking about how my ex treated me and people who know both of us keep validating me.
And telling me even more things I didn't know about, that were direct attempts to control and isolate me.
And telling me even more things I didn't know about, that were direct attempts to control and isolate me.
Taking selfies in latex gloves is impossible
Dirty Show fucked hard ✨
Dirty Show fucked hard ✨
March 3, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Taking selfies in latex gloves is impossible
Dirty Show fucked hard ✨
Dirty Show fucked hard ✨
My friend/DMs face in the background when a fellow player has opinions about his NPCs 😩
February 24, 2025 at 10:38 AM
My friend/DMs face in the background when a fellow player has opinions about his NPCs 😩
Christ Krispy Treats
5/10
Like a regular treat, but half as flavorful and way denser. Still tastes decent, but like. That's caramelized marshmallow, that's kind of cheating
5/10
Like a regular treat, but half as flavorful and way denser. Still tastes decent, but like. That's caramelized marshmallow, that's kind of cheating
February 5, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Christ Krispy Treats
5/10
Like a regular treat, but half as flavorful and way denser. Still tastes decent, but like. That's caramelized marshmallow, that's kind of cheating
5/10
Like a regular treat, but half as flavorful and way denser. Still tastes decent, but like. That's caramelized marshmallow, that's kind of cheating
Don't accidentally put greens powder into your berry smoothie
Pros: tastes great
Cons: looks like I'm drinking 💩
Pros: tastes great
Cons: looks like I'm drinking 💩
January 31, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Don't accidentally put greens powder into your berry smoothie
Pros: tastes great
Cons: looks like I'm drinking 💩
Pros: tastes great
Cons: looks like I'm drinking 💩