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*walks into Hell*

*slowly removes sunglasses*

"well I'll be damned..."
Here is what I've accomplished this week:

1) Pizza in the morning
2) Pizza in the evening
3) Pizza at supper time
4) Put pizza on a bagel
5) Able to have pizza anytime
February 24, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I don't need a daily stat update on this meteor, can I sign up for impending doom quarterly newsletter instead?
February 19, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Can someone explain to me at a 2nd grade comprehension level how a plane ends up on its ass?
February 18, 2025 at 2:02 AM
February 17, 2025 at 8:31 AM
*walks into Hell*

*slowly removes sunglasses*

"well I'll be damned..."
February 17, 2025 at 8:08 AM