But for the library theory - which was genuine good detective work - Faithfuls aren’t smarter this year. Both traitors were banished due to other traitors turning on them

Oh I think psychology has played a part, just contrarianism rather than bazball. This is why England are touring without the best spinner available or the best wicket keeper available and 2 of the top 3’s test careers ending now instead of 12 months ago

Yep, history through the lens of a Boy’s Own paper. What japes!

An inability to write does not bar you from the role of Political Editor of the BBC if you’re a member of enough Tory WhatsApp groups

So many variables. Trump’s health the main one. But let’s say he’s still well enough to remain POTUS in 2028, he will either be a lame duck or openly talking about not conceding power. Both not good for Farage

Yeah, Bond in Berlin in the 60s. Nolan to direct. Let’s go

Would be great if the new football regulator put more pressure on clubs to take steps to tackle ASB amongst their own fans

Strong “hello fellow kids” energy

There are 3 year olds with more nuanced tales of their trip to the doctors

The Daniel Morgan side of the story suggested it was the Met’s incompetence that was the issue when it was actually corruption

Bad ice goes in the toilet dummy

Are you ashamed though? Please confirm

He was more than part of the furniture, he was part of the establishment. He was knighted ffs. There was a love parade in 99/00 in Leeds. He turned up in a superman suit. I recall everyone on Radio 1 thinking this was brilliant.