Tarquin 'Howling Mad' Holmes
@tarquinhh.bsky.social
Oxford Law Research Admin, dabbler in history, philosophy & sociology of the life sciences & medicine.
2050: "The Maurice Glasman Reservation has allowed for the preservation of traditional ways of life. Here the British native can be seen carrying out the manly work of his forefathers, such as mining coal, smelting steel and turning out 1974 Rover P6s".
November 25, 2025 at 8:38 AM
2050: "The Maurice Glasman Reservation has allowed for the preservation of traditional ways of life. Here the British native can be seen carrying out the manly work of his forefathers, such as mining coal, smelting steel and turning out 1974 Rover P6s".
Salvage anthropology, but for the British working class.
November 25, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Salvage anthropology, but for the British working class.
Just wants to keep the Sun between himself and God and not have any of it syphoned off so someone else can use it.
November 24, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Just wants to keep the Sun between himself and God and not have any of it syphoned off so someone else can use it.
On the plus side, if they are really the foreign tourist draw it's often claimed they are, perhaps this will finally be the thing that convinces Labour to embrace republicanism and abolish the monarchy.
November 24, 2025 at 11:36 PM
On the plus side, if they are really the foreign tourist draw it's often claimed they are, perhaps this will finally be the thing that convinces Labour to embrace republicanism and abolish the monarchy.
"But Trumpdo's got what voters crave"
November 24, 2025 at 11:31 PM
"But Trumpdo's got what voters crave"
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Just utter imbeciles pulling out every cable that holds together the modern world in a desperate hunt for immigrants
November 24, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Just utter imbeciles pulling out every cable that holds together the modern world in a desperate hunt for immigrants
The 'please like me' chancellor.
November 24, 2025 at 9:25 PM
The 'please like me' chancellor.
"It's all gay?"
"Always has been"
"Always has been"
November 24, 2025 at 9:18 AM
"It's all gay?"
"Always has been"
"Always has been"
"The Vienna circle- ah, you must mean a Danish pastry, or as they call them in Denmark, 'wienerbrød'"
November 24, 2025 at 9:15 AM
"The Vienna circle- ah, you must mean a Danish pastry, or as they call them in Denmark, 'wienerbrød'"
"Look, I just got a tip from this Greek dude chained to a mountain that it's a bad idea"
November 23, 2025 at 8:58 PM
"Look, I just got a tip from this Greek dude chained to a mountain that it's a bad idea"
"Use bolt paper"
November 23, 2025 at 8:51 PM
"Use bolt paper"
![Clip from the Simpsons Treehouse of Horror III King Kong segment (in bkack & white as style of the time) where Burns is asking Smithers view of women on boats, but instead the quote is edited to:
- What do you think, Adams?
- I think women and seminars [original: 'seamen'] don't mix.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:molvjd3ghymi6bgzpkauexw6/bafkreicmyl7slic5fwonohvvu6hbojnojuzvgybwbkltrgsde6nhjezxre@jpeg)
I think it's a bit of a tired cliché now. Personally, I prefer more modern versions, such as the dogs with bees in their mouth, so when they bark they shoot bees at you.
November 23, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I think it's a bit of a tired cliché now. Personally, I prefer more modern versions, such as the dogs with bees in their mouth, so when they bark they shoot bees at you.
He's apparently got something to do with morris dancing as well *shudder*
November 23, 2025 at 4:41 PM
He's apparently got something to do with morris dancing as well *shudder*
Basically my order, albeit if a cappuccino I always do say yes to the sprinkled chocolate even if I otherwise have coffee without sugar, as I do have a sweet tooth.
November 23, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Basically my order, albeit if a cappuccino I always do say yes to the sprinkled chocolate even if I otherwise have coffee without sugar, as I do have a sweet tooth.
Worst Muppets song ever
November 22, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Worst Muppets song ever
The human right to commit human rights violations.
November 22, 2025 at 6:35 PM
The human right to commit human rights violations.
Now, now, I'd trust them to have a good opinion on goregrind.
November 22, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Now, now, I'd trust them to have a good opinion on goregrind.
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The Home Secretary explaining that the rise in racist violence is, actually, the natural response to higher levels of immigration is a state of affairs that can't exist without the government having largely decided that racist violence is, if not legitimate, at least understandable.
November 22, 2025 at 9:55 AM
The Home Secretary explaining that the rise in racist violence is, actually, the natural response to higher levels of immigration is a state of affairs that can't exist without the government having largely decided that racist violence is, if not legitimate, at least understandable.
*vogus* don't you mean?
November 21, 2025 at 9:05 AM
*vogus* don't you mean?