Kris Tarplee
tarplee.bsky.social
Kris Tarplee
@tarplee.bsky.social
Mostly miserable, sometimes hopeful.
I'm new here, but so glad I stumbled my way in.

Please continue to add joy to this sorry little planet.
January 9, 2026 at 8:47 PM
A million thanks for pointing this out. Well, if not a million, then at least 11.

I would certainly have missed this gem

Enshittification. 😊

Genius.
January 9, 2026 at 6:56 PM
What flavour was the crayon?

Colour..... [shit....] .... Obviously I meant colour.....

[shit]
January 3, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Is it just me?
I'm not getting what it is that they find 'woke' about fireworks?

What am I missing?
January 1, 2026 at 10:04 AM
Cliff Richard was the original celebrity to do the Daz Doorstep Challenge.
December 31, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I did the same and put on a couple of stones.
December 31, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Don't listen to them.

I have a similar photo of me, from when I was about 3 years of age with TIT WANK on it.
December 29, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Would have loved to read this, but sadly, I'm not on iPhone. 😒
December 29, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Wow. Who knew Chris Martin was on Fesshole??
December 27, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Well, at least we can see it's leaded.
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LEADED...
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It's okay. I'll shut up now.
December 24, 2025 at 1:39 PM
AT LAST !!!

Finally a Xmas Tree I can approve of. Well done sir. Well done.
December 14, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Shine. Wow. What a great collection they were.
I fell in love with a track by The Church called "Under The Milky Way"

Brilliant collection. Totally brilliant.
December 6, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Pronce Andrew?
October 18, 2025 at 5:14 PM
This is just about the best reason to be on this platform.

In equal measures, I have love, respect, (not pity, and I'm not sure what the word I'm searching for is, but it's a kind of sadness, combined with hope and understanding) and joy.

People who don't have pets never know the joy they give us.
October 11, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Me too
I'm 59.141592653589323846 and I'm giving up.
August 18, 2025 at 12:29 PM
So many disappointment's
August 17, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Beautiful.
Thank you for sharing.
June 14, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Well done Brian. That was a great idea.
June 9, 2025 at 6:43 PM