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people don’t pay to see reginald dwight. they pay to see elton john! don’t ever tell me how to do my fucking job!
December 6, 2025 at 10:03 PM
people don’t pay to see reginald dwight. they pay to see elton john! don’t ever tell me how to do my fucking job!
dad, it's not like i'm taking up ballet. it's still skiing. just a bit higher.
December 6, 2025 at 7:02 PM
dad, it's not like i'm taking up ballet. it's still skiing. just a bit higher.
well, then you're no use to me, ain't you? for the record, charlie, i'm more of a gentleman than you'll ever be. but right now, it's time to drop the gentle bit. this is for kingsman. for my mate brandon. for roxy. for jb. and for merlin. good night, bruv.
December 6, 2025 at 4:01 PM
well, then you're no use to me, ain't you? for the record, charlie, i'm more of a gentleman than you'll ever be. but right now, it's time to drop the gentle bit. this is for kingsman. for my mate brandon. for roxy. for jb. and for merlin. good night, bruv.
you need to learn to stand up for yourself.
December 6, 2025 at 1:00 PM
you need to learn to stand up for yourself.
hi, babe. bit of a nightmare. i've got to sleep with a target, but i won't do it unless you agree that it's alright.
December 6, 2025 at 9:56 AM
hi, babe. bit of a nightmare. i've got to sleep with a target, but i won't do it unless you agree that it's alright.
mycroft, you've just been promoted from my pilot to my valet.
December 6, 2025 at 9:56 AM
mycroft, you've just been promoted from my pilot to my valet.
i'm sorry. i'm sorry.
December 6, 2025 at 9:56 AM
i'm sorry. i'm sorry.
- whiskey's down. he's been shot.
- what happened?
- he got caught in the crossfire. i've applied the alpha gel. we'll bring him in. but first, i've gotta find a way to get back up to that lab and retrieve more antidote.
- what happened?
- he got caught in the crossfire. i've applied the alpha gel. we'll bring him in. but first, i've gotta find a way to get back up to that lab and retrieve more antidote.
December 5, 2025 at 8:27 PM
- whiskey's down. he's been shot.
- what happened?
- he got caught in the crossfire. i've applied the alpha gel. we'll bring him in. but first, i've gotta find a way to get back up to that lab and retrieve more antidote.
- what happened?
- he got caught in the crossfire. i've applied the alpha gel. we'll bring him in. but first, i've gotta find a way to get back up to that lab and retrieve more antidote.
i was at a singing contest. look, dad, i'm... i'm sorry. i just don't wanna to be in your gang. i wanna be a singer.
December 5, 2025 at 5:26 PM
i was at a singing contest. look, dad, i'm... i'm sorry. i just don't wanna to be in your gang. i wanna be a singer.
hi, clara. what happens at glasto, stays in glasto.
December 5, 2025 at 2:26 PM
hi, clara. what happens at glasto, stays in glasto.
is it just me, or does this champagne taste a little bit funny?
December 5, 2025 at 11:26 AM
is it just me, or does this champagne taste a little bit funny?
hello? hello? who is this? gog? that you? this ain't funny.
December 5, 2025 at 8:27 AM
hello? hello? who is this? gog? that you? this ain't funny.
in your mind, could you ever be really close to me?
i can tell the way you smile
if i feel that i could be certain then
i would say the things i want to say tonight
i can tell the way you smile
if i feel that i could be certain then
i would say the things i want to say tonight
December 5, 2025 at 5:26 AM
in your mind, could you ever be really close to me?
i can tell the way you smile
if i feel that i could be certain then
i would say the things i want to say tonight
i can tell the way you smile
if i feel that i could be certain then
i would say the things i want to say tonight
go back to oxford, vera. do what you always wanted to do.
December 5, 2025 at 2:26 AM
go back to oxford, vera. do what you always wanted to do.
listen, can i buy you a coffee? or… maybe something to eat?
December 4, 2025 at 11:26 PM
listen, can i buy you a coffee? or… maybe something to eat?
go didn't go as planned. i couldn't even keep my salesgirl interested. and i know how many excuses bank managers hear every day. but this is not an excuse. this is an opportunity. in fact, my little setback may have been the best thing to ever happen to us.
December 4, 2025 at 8:26 PM
go didn't go as planned. i couldn't even keep my salesgirl interested. and i know how many excuses bank managers hear every day. but this is not an excuse. this is an opportunity. in fact, my little setback may have been the best thing to ever happen to us.
maya. (in japanese) if you would do me the honour, i would love to watch the performance i wish i hadn't missed. please...
December 4, 2025 at 5:26 PM
maya. (in japanese) if you would do me the honour, i would love to watch the performance i wish i hadn't missed. please...
how are you, sir? go, go, go. come on. wanna play? it's like chess. except infinitely harder.
December 4, 2025 at 2:26 PM
how are you, sir? go, go, go. come on. wanna play? it's like chess. except infinitely harder.
dude, we gotta get you outta the valley.
December 4, 2025 at 11:27 AM
dude, we gotta get you outta the valley.
hang on. i don't wanna get snow on the seat. this window is a bugger.
December 4, 2025 at 8:27 AM
hang on. i don't wanna get snow on the seat. this window is a bugger.
mr. target. i just wanted to say to you and to all of you what an honor this is and i promise not to let you or the olympic team down.
December 4, 2025 at 5:26 AM
mr. target. i just wanted to say to you and to all of you what an honor this is and i promise not to let you or the olympic team down.
- i'm starving, you wanna go foraging for nuts and berries?
- rather walk back up to the still and get some fried chicken.
- rather walk back up to the still and get some fried chicken.
December 4, 2025 at 2:26 AM
- i'm starving, you wanna go foraging for nuts and berries?
- rather walk back up to the still and get some fried chicken.
- rather walk back up to the still and get some fried chicken.
the point is, everyone wanted to squash me. but not you. you helped me to become a caterpillar. and now i've got wings. i'm flying higher than i ever dreamed and that is all thanks to you.
December 3, 2025 at 11:27 PM
the point is, everyone wanted to squash me. but not you. you helped me to become a caterpillar. and now i've got wings. i'm flying higher than i ever dreamed and that is all thanks to you.
mr. moon, i'm really trying, i promise.
December 3, 2025 at 8:26 PM
mr. moon, i'm really trying, i promise.
oh, my days. look how big you've grown!
December 3, 2025 at 5:27 PM
oh, my days. look how big you've grown!