Singing along to Roy Orbison and I am sure my neighbours must think I am being tortured when I try to hit the high notes. Or perhaps it is them being tortured having to listen to me? Who knows! 🤦🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

Machado can foolishly give her Nobel medal to Trump but what he doesn’t realise is that in the Annals of History and Nobel Prize records he will NEVER be listed as the recipient. Plus that won’t sway him to back her as she is a “mere woman” incapable of running a country, in his twisted mind.

🚨BREAKING!🚨 Congress have announced they are giving up their futile search for their balls and integrity and will now concentrate on searching for their voice. An insider who wishes to remain anonymous said “they are not confident the search will prove fruitful!”

A mum cleaned her son’s room and found some S&M magazines under the bed and asked her husband what she should do about it. “For god’s sake don’t spank him”, he replied.

Just for laughs

Seen loads of beautiful photos of owls on here today, so thought I would share my owl painting.

When Trump dies and God says “Before I decide whether to allow you into my kingdom you need to answer this question.After repeatedly sinning, never confessing your sins or asking for forgiveness. Why should I let you in?
Do you think Trump will say “what a nasty question.Fake news!?😂

2 of my sunset paintings

Question to ponder:What if the light at the end of the tunnel when you die is really you coming out of a vagina being born again?

Sometimes I find my insanity quite delightful but not today as I can’t seem to find the zipadee part of my doodah!

My daughter asked if I could do a painting of her 3 boys, so I did this for her. I don’t do portraits 😂