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EXPLORING THE WORLD OF ELDEN RING… AND BEYOND
Tired of sleeping at Sites of Grace? 🛖✨

We’ve reviewed the hottest (and deadliest) properties in the Lands Between! From the cozy vibes of Jarburg to the "fixer-upper" ruins of Caelid.

Is the Leyndell mortgage worth the dragon in the yard? 🐉🏡

Read our Ultimate Real Estate Check:
Real Estate Check: Living in the Lands Between
Where is the best place to live in Elden Ring? Our humorous real estate check reveals the top spots in the Lands Between—from luxury manors to swamps!
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December 30, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Who says the Lands Between can't be festive? 🎄⚔️ We've created some absolutely cursed Elden Ring ugly Christmas sweater designs - from "Happy Blasphemous Christmas" to "Let Me Solo Sleigh" 🎅

Would YOU wear one of these to your family gathering? Check them out! 👇

#EldenRing #UglyChristmasSweater
Elden Ring Ugly Christmas Sweater Designs We Need
Explore hilarious Elden Ring ugly Christmas sweater designs that blend the Lands Between with holiday cheer. Would you wear one to your family gathering?
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December 9, 2025 at 1:21 PM
The Mostly Reliable Guide returns with another entry you didn't ask for! This issue: Man-Fly Ashes. Three buzzing ex-humans. One spits poison from the rear. Rated 7.2/10 on the "Probably Shouldn't Have Swatted That" scale. 🪰

#EldenRing #SpiritAshes

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The Mostly Reliable Guide: Man-Fly Ashes – Be(e) Alert
A mostly reliable guide to Man-Fly Ashes in Elden Ring. Poison-spitting ex-humans with wings. 29 FP. Side effects may include sudden vegetarianism.
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November 19, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Artorias is BACK. 🗡️

We've put together everything you need to know about The Forsaken Hollows DLC for #EldenRing #Nightreign:

- 2 new Nightfarers
- Classic FromSoft bosses return
- The Great Hollow awaits
- December 4 release

Full breakdown:
Nightreign’s Forsaken Hollows: What You Need to Know
Everything new in The Forsaken Hollows DLC: two Nightfarers, Artorias' return, new bosses & The Great Hollow. Drops Dec 4 for Elden Ring Nightreign.
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November 12, 2025 at 8:59 AM
October digest just dropped. We published all month but never posted here like functional content creators. Anyway: Bingo Brawlers Season 5, Tarnished Edition delays, every smithing stone location, and why Carmaan might set you on fire. Better late than never, right?
Monthly Digest – All Our October 2025 Posts in A Nutshell
Welcome back, Tarnished. Another month in the Lands Between means another collection of articles where we celebrated competitive chaos, mourned delays, hunted down precious resources, and questioned o...
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November 3, 2025 at 8:05 AM
📖 DON'T PANIC! New entry in our "Mostly Reliable Guide to Questionable Spirit Summons" series: Gravebird Ashes - for when you need 52 FP worth of aggressive hopping and interpretive screeching.

Our hilariously overlooked series continues!
#EldenRing #HitchhikersGuide
The Mostly Reliable Guide: Gravebird Ashes – Just a Flyby
Discover the hilariously useless Gravebird Ashes in Elden Ring - a 52 FP spirit summon that's more comedy than combat in our Douglas Adams-style guide.
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September 23, 2025 at 3:44 PM
"Wait, there's only ONE of this weapon per playthrough??" 😱

Every new Elden Ring player's nightmare! But don't worry - Our complete guide covers all the legit ways to duplicate weapons ⚔️⚔️

Here's everything players need to know 👇

#EldenRing #Gaming #Guide
Elden Ring: Get Multiple Copies of Weapons – Complete Guide
Discover all legitimate ways to get multiple copies of weapons in Elden Ring. From trading to New Game Plus, Walking Mausoleums to farming - your complete guide
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September 16, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Another month, another collection of questionable gaming decisions! 🗡️

The August 2025 digest is live - covering everything from clay warriors to accidentally discovering we've been practicing Nietzschean philosophy while getting demolished by bosses 💀⚔️

#EldenRing #Nightreign #MonthlyDigest
Monthly Digest – All Our August 2025 Posts in A Nutshell
August 2025 Elden Ring digest: Claymen Ashes review, Nightreign patch notes, Bingo Brawlers Season 5, new Heavy Knight class, philosophy & more!
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September 5, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Just wanted to spread the word: The Randomania Summer Cup 2025 is Here!

We've put all the info into a neat article.

#Soulslike #Charity #GamesForLove #Randomania
Randomania Summer Cup 2025: The Epic Souls Charity Event
Join the Randomania Summer Cup 2025 (Aug 29-31)! Watch epic Elden Ring, Dark Souls & Hollow Knight challenges as teams compete for Games For Love charity.
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August 30, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Explore Elden Ring not just as a Tarnished, but as a philosopher! 📜

Nietzsche's ideas reforge the journey through the Lands Between. Ready to step beyond sword and sorcery and embrace self-overcoming? ⚔️ Check out the new article!

#EldenRing #Nietzsche #PhilosophyGaming
Elden Ring and the Philosophy of Suffering: A Nietzschean Perspective
Explore Elden Ring through Nietzsche's philosophy! Will to Power, Suffering, Eternal Recurrence - it's all in this journey of self-overcoming and world-shaping.
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August 28, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Bandai Namco dropped the stats for one of Elden Ring’s upcoming new starter classes on their EU TikTok channel, and let me tell you—this Heavy Knight is everything we never knew we needed.

#EldenRing #TarnishedEdition
Elden Ring’s New “Beefcake” Class is a Min-Maxer’s Dream
Elden Ring's Heavy Knight starter class stats revealed! This strength-focused "beefcake" knight is making PvP players go wild. Full stat breakdown inside.
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August 22, 2025 at 1:40 PM
🗡️ NEW POST: Elden Ring Nightreign Patch 1.02.1 breakdown is live!

Storm Ruler gets major buffs, co-op Flask healing fixed, frostbite nerfed + tons of bug fixes. What does it all mean for your builds?

#EldenRing #Nightreign #PatchNotes #Gaming

Read our full analysis:
A Quick Summary of Elden Ring Nightreign Patch 1.02.1
Elden Ring Nightreign patch 1.02.1 buffs Storm Ruler with faster charge & higher damage, fixes co-op Flask healing, nerfs frostbite, plus key bug fixes.
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August 12, 2025 at 11:32 AM
No month without a new issue of our Mostly Reliable Guide series! 📖

This time we're examining Claymen Ashes - Elden Ring's bubble-casting disappointments who prove that ancient magic can still be remarkably useless.

#EldenRing #SpiritAshes
The Mostly Reliable Guide: Claymen Ashes – Why?
Discover why Claymen Ashes are among Elden Ring's most disappointing spirit summons in our Douglas Adams-inspired guide to questionable combat choices.
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August 10, 2025 at 3:13 PM
🗡️ It was about time: July 2025 Elden Ring Digest is Live!

Nightreign's duo mode finally drops, crouch attack meta controversy, Land Squirt comedy gold, randomizer chaos, and more...

Your monthly dose of helpful insights is waiting ⚔️

#EldenRing #Nightreign #Digest
Monthly Digest – All Our July 2025 Posts in A Nutshell
July 2025 Elden Ring digest: Nightreign patches, duo mode launch, crouch attack meta, Land Squirt comedy, randomizer chaos & 5M player milestone!
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August 4, 2025 at 9:56 AM
🔥 Elden Ring Nightreign patch 1.02 has arrived with duo mode in baggage! No more waiting for that third friend who's "almost ready"

✅ Two-player expeditions
✅ Major bug fixes
✅ Better relic management
✅ Game-breaking issues resolved

#EldenRing #Nightreign #PatchNotes

Full breakdown:
A Quick Summary of Elden Ring Nightreign Patch 1.02
Elden Ring Nightreign patch 1.02 adds duo expeditions, fixes game-breaking bugs, and improves relic management. Full breakdown of nerfs, buffs & changes.
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July 31, 2025 at 9:26 AM
🤔 What exactly does the new Nightreign Randomizer mod do?

We break it down:
✅ The 3 preset chaos levels explained
✅ Why your memorized routes are now useless
✅ Co-op compatibility & custom seeds

#EldenRing #Nightreign
The Nightreign Randomizer Lifts Chaos to a New Level
The Nightreign Randomizer mod cranks chaos to 11 with 3 preset options, custom seeds, and co-op support. Ready to make Limveld even more unpredictable?
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July 15, 2025 at 9:14 AM
🔥 Our criminally underrated "Mostly Reliable Guide to Questionable Spirit Summons" series just got a new addition: Land Squirt Ashes!

Seems like we're the only ones brave enough to analyze these gelatinous tubes of disappointment. Spoiler: invest your FP literally anywhere else.

#EldenRing #Gaming
The Mostly Reliable Guide: Land Squirt Ashes -
Discover why Land Squirt Ashes might be Elden Ring's most accidentally effective summon in this humorous guide to gelatinous combat allies.
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July 10, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Just dropped our June digest! 🔥

Nightreign dominated the month, but we also covered the 2026 soulslike lineup, and why "Try finger, but hole" is legitimate game advice - your monthly dose of gaming masochism and wisdom awaits.

#EldenRing #Nightreign

Git gud and read up:
Monthly Digest – All Our June 2025 Posts in A Nutshell
June 2025 gaming digest: Elden Ring Nightreign launch chaos, upcoming 2026 soulslike games, patch updates, boss guides, and community message wisdom.
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July 3, 2025 at 10:44 AM
🗡️ Elden Ring Nightreign patch 1.01.4 is live!

Mostly bug fixes and quality of life improvements - matchmaking works better, weapon types are displayed, and several annoying bugs are squashed.

#EldenRing #Nightreign #PatchNotes
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A Quick Summary of Elden Ring Nightreign Patch 1.01.4
Elden Ring Nightreign patch 1.01.4 brings bug fixes and weapon display updates. What do these changes mean for players? Read our full breakdown.
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July 2, 2025 at 9:19 AM
The Challenge Generator for Elden Ring just got a little better!

I released two new convenience features to improve your challenge experience:
🔧 Toggle objective restrictions
🎨 Custom challenge card colors

#EldenRing #Generator #ChallengeRuns
Elden Ring Weapon Mastery Challenge Generator
The Elden Ring Challenge Generator creates unique weapon-focused objectives for your next playthrough. Track progress, customize difficulty, master the game.
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July 2, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Been diving deep into Nightreign content lately, but had to show some love to the original masterpiece! 💚
Just dropped: 'Player Messages in Elden Ring That Actually Helped' - celebrating those gems among the sea of 'try finger, but hole' 😅 #EldenRing
Player Messages in Elden Ring That Actually Helped
Welcome to the beautiful paradox of Elden Ring's message system, where the dumbest jokes like "Try finger, but hole" often contain the smartest advice.
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June 27, 2025 at 7:29 AM
🗡️ Elden Ring Nightreign patch 1.01.3 just dropped!

✅ More madness weapons ✅ Fixed revival bug vs Nightlords ✅ Steam freezing resolved ✅ Camera issues sorted

Still no duo mode, but at least you won't die twice 💀
#EldenRing #Nightreign

Full breakdown:
A Quick Summary of Elden Ring Nightreign Patch 1.01.3
Elden Ring Nightreign patch 1.01.3 brings bug fixes, more madness weapons, and stability improvements - this patch is all about polish rather than new content.
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June 18, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Stressed by #EldenRing #Nightreign's frantic pace? Welcome to the club! 😅 Here's the kicker: that stress is totally intentional. I've put together some tips to help you embrace the chaos and actually enjoy getting chased around Limveld by that blue circle of death! 🔥
From Contemplation to Chaos: Surviving the Nightreign Shift
Struggling with Elden Ring Nightreign's time pressure? Learn to handle the stress, adapt to the shrinking circle, and master this fast-paced spin-off.
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June 17, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Think you're "supposed to lose" to Elden Ring Nightreign's tutorial boss? Think again! 🔥
Our guide shows you how to beat Margit and claim the exclusive Fell Omen Fetish relic. Time to prove FromSoft wrong 💪

#EldenRingNightreign #GameGuide
How to Beat the Tutorial Boss in Elden Ring Nightreign
How to beat the tutorial boss in Nightreign - full guide with weapon builds, combat tips, and strategies to defeat Margit and earn the Fell Omen Fetish relic.
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June 14, 2025 at 1:46 PM
⚔️ New Elden Ring Nightreign patch 1.01.2 fixes bow exploits, boss bugs, and quest issues. It's a small update, so naturally we wrote a summary that's probably longer than the actual patch notes 🤷‍♂️

All details right here: tarnishedtraveler.com/a-quick-summ...

#Nightreign #PatchNotes
A Quick Summary of Elden Ring Nightreign Patch 1.01.2
Elden Ring Nightreign patch 1.01.2 fixes overpowered bow bugs, quest issues, boss glitches, and loot problems. Get the latest details for smoother gameplay.
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June 10, 2025 at 12:50 PM