All I got is a red brick, some copper wire and a hand to shake a god. Any of those suffice?

how DARE you put words in my mouth damnit, unacceptable. Unforgivable, even. /j

Good people attract good people. ;)

Airplane ears!

Definitely makes sense, and completely agree with you. Only reason I suppose I'm not more aligned with that line of thinking is that I'm much more used to mouse and keyboard, and just using a controller, while possible, is not something I want to use for action games, which I do play a lot of.

Final note on this as well: I'll admit that sure, I'm broke, I can't afford to upgrade my hardware right now, and I have higher priorities as well. But it feels very unfair that I can't experience some games because some company decided that each hair of a character should be able to be counted.

Hell, what ever happened to the point of games being a story to remember, or it being fun? I don't want to discredit the progress made as well, but why the hell did CEOs decide "Yeah, we need to make this game look realistic as possible, that's what will make our game good!"

It seriously feel like that every game I have a small interest in, the first thing I check isn't even the price, or the reviews- Rather, the first thing I check is the hardware requirements. I miss the fact that I could just get a game and not have to worry about it being too much on the hardware.

Though I suppose I've yet to try WD-40 on the bolt screw. Something for me to try later on, I suppose!

I see, I see! And funny, actually have that, though can't exactly mod the internals, since the charging bolt refused to properly unscrew. Guess that's what I get for messing around with it when I was a youngin. Still, will certainly keep that advice in mind!

have at my disposal should the need arise for more long range encounters. Now, I humbly ask for suggestions on any nerf guns that would fit my needs? I am open to modding an already existing nerf gun to fit my needs, already doing so with what I got already.

I have no clue what you mean but that but you telling me I have done well in all caps makes me happy :)

There's also the slight worry of the consequences of my actions but ehhh I'll just ignore that

Would you rather I call you father? Because I can do that instead of you'd prefer

And while yes I know some of the games I have are REALLY good and are amazing experiences, here's The Thing:

Given how I happened to get a text that they closed the location I usually would pick up my prescription at, yes, yes they seem to be so. Still gross regardless :/