Charles Cheeryble
@tarkio.bsky.social
Industrialist. Philanthropist. Fictional.
Speaking as a non-believer, I wish they'd get on with it.
January 1, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Speaking as a non-believer, I wish they'd get on with it.
Wait, is Columbo autistic too?
January 1, 2026 at 4:51 AM
Wait, is Columbo autistic too?
I think he's just bored with it, and has some other kind of fuckery in mind. Needs to focus on distilling more purified racism out of Minnesota.
December 31, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I think he's just bored with it, and has some other kind of fuckery in mind. Needs to focus on distilling more purified racism out of Minnesota.
Are fuckaas bitches yea or nay on Frito chili pies? Glass-shattering scream of "yea," I hope?
December 30, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Are fuckaas bitches yea or nay on Frito chili pies? Glass-shattering scream of "yea," I hope?
I just like that we have shared values: escaping the horrors of the work week with absurdity and shit-talking.
December 28, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I just like that we have shared values: escaping the horrors of the work week with absurdity and shit-talking.
I think it ejected a little filling on impact.
December 28, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I think it ejected a little filling on impact.
Beware. Fae gifts have a terrible price. There is now a patch of skin on my flank which never heals but it produces perfect, harvestable Labubu skin.
December 27, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Beware. Fae gifts have a terrible price. There is now a patch of skin on my flank which never heals but it produces perfect, harvestable Labubu skin.
Somebody gave him Bo Diddley Underoos.
December 25, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Somebody gave him Bo Diddley Underoos.
It's like you were born in Iowa.
December 23, 2025 at 2:08 AM
It's like you were born in Iowa.
Once again, we lead the way in calorie innovation: M&Ms mixed into the popcorn. We're about a year out from someone folding in some mayonnaise as well, maybe just wrapping the whole war crime in a tortilla.
December 23, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Once again, we lead the way in calorie innovation: M&Ms mixed into the popcorn. We're about a year out from someone folding in some mayonnaise as well, maybe just wrapping the whole war crime in a tortilla.
Can't tell you how uncomfortable I've been made to feel for being white -- getting followed around in malls and being aggressively offered pre-approved store credit cards while being utterly ignored by loss prevention.
Finally, *I* have a voice.
Finally, *I* have a voice.
December 21, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Can't tell you how uncomfortable I've been made to feel for being white -- getting followed around in malls and being aggressively offered pre-approved store credit cards while being utterly ignored by loss prevention.
Finally, *I* have a voice.
Finally, *I* have a voice.
Disney showed Roger Rabbit shorts before the featured attraction for a while after Who Framed Roger Rabbit came out.
I saw Roller Coaster Rabbit before Dick Tracy.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roger_R...
I saw Roller Coaster Rabbit before Dick Tracy.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roger_R...
Roger Rabbit short films - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
December 21, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Disney showed Roger Rabbit shorts before the featured attraction for a while after Who Framed Roger Rabbit came out.
I saw Roller Coaster Rabbit before Dick Tracy.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roger_R...
I saw Roller Coaster Rabbit before Dick Tracy.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roger_R...
This boxing match was sanctioned, and not an exhibition like his fights with Tyson and Mayweather. Fixing a sanctioned fight is criminal, whereas paying to watch the other fights was just criminally stupid.
December 20, 2025 at 4:46 PM
This boxing match was sanctioned, and not an exhibition like his fights with Tyson and Mayweather. Fixing a sanctioned fight is criminal, whereas paying to watch the other fights was just criminally stupid.
Brought to you by Carl's Jr.
December 20, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Brought to you by Carl's Jr.
🎶"All the kids looking up to me can suck my dick"
a black and white photo of a woman with the snl logo on the bottom right
Alt: Natalie Portman laughing in her Saturday Night Live rap.
media.tenor.com
December 20, 2025 at 1:11 AM
🎶"All the kids looking up to me can suck my dick"
Democrats can lean into it. Take the list of buildings in D.C. and file separate bills to rename each one:
Donald J. Trump and Andrew W. Mellon Auditorium
Trump and Blair House
Trump United States Supreme Court
Donald J. Edgar Hoover Trump Building
Trump Eisenhower Executive Office Building
Donald J. Trump and Andrew W. Mellon Auditorium
Trump and Blair House
Trump United States Supreme Court
Donald J. Edgar Hoover Trump Building
Trump Eisenhower Executive Office Building
December 19, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Democrats can lean into it. Take the list of buildings in D.C. and file separate bills to rename each one:
Donald J. Trump and Andrew W. Mellon Auditorium
Trump and Blair House
Trump United States Supreme Court
Donald J. Edgar Hoover Trump Building
Trump Eisenhower Executive Office Building
Donald J. Trump and Andrew W. Mellon Auditorium
Trump and Blair House
Trump United States Supreme Court
Donald J. Edgar Hoover Trump Building
Trump Eisenhower Executive Office Building
Seize the means of reproduction!
December 19, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Seize the means of reproduction!
Every sperm is sacred. And $13.99.
December 18, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Every sperm is sacred. And $13.99.
Can I just go ahead and mark you both down as "maybe" for my "Calvinist Self-Annihilation Hour Podcast"? I'm still working on the theme song -- got it down to a tight 13 minutes, but I have a couple of riffs I just can't let go.
December 18, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Can I just go ahead and mark you both down as "maybe" for my "Calvinist Self-Annihilation Hour Podcast"? I'm still working on the theme song -- got it down to a tight 13 minutes, but I have a couple of riffs I just can't let go.
Introduced to a younger generation by a brave trooper named Rod Farva. www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHta...
Super Troopers - John Denver Scene
YouTube video by BongRipper69
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December 15, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Introduced to a younger generation by a brave trooper named Rod Farva. www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHta...
Still blows my mind that he and Tom Kenny have been friends since first grade. Talk about lightning striking twice.
December 15, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Still blows my mind that he and Tom Kenny have been friends since first grade. Talk about lightning striking twice.
Not a jury in the land would convict. Here's the first thing I thought reading your original: www.youtube.com/watch?v=hT9y...
Why are you so fat?
YouTube video by dukeruke
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December 15, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Not a jury in the land would convict. Here's the first thing I thought reading your original: www.youtube.com/watch?v=hT9y...
Were *you* that hair-trigger monk?
December 15, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Were *you* that hair-trigger monk?