They keep finding me...

Eek

No no no oh shit no

Sounds like you've become involved with a "toxic person" who has become a "negative influence" on you.

Here, take this book I've been reading. It might be useful.

I know we're an evil organisation, but why do we have to live in a literal dump? This is disgusting. And probably dangerous.

Where? Oh it's a regular egg. Nevermind.

I really didn't want show this, but I have one final popono for sale. It's designed with sad lonely men in mind. The mouth opens and the chest has jiggle physics. Don't ask questions, just take it off my hands.

Is it the obnoxious smile? I also sell ones with mustaches. They're much more classy.

OOC:
Rook getting swarmed by Family Goons

Since I can't get back to The Nest at the moment, I might as well try something productive:

For Sale: Souvenir eggs from San Grio. Rare and exclusive.I accept cash or genuine Azran artefacts as payment. Serious offers only.