If an NFL football coach, in his postgame press conference, lied and said, “We lost because the referee tripped our quarterback,” the assembled media would lose their minds. Every TV and radio and podcast commentator covering the NFL would be talking incessantly about it. Why not ever for this?

lol congrats this is the silliest thing I’ve read on Bluesky.

I would say it’s the pot calling the kettle black, but really it’s just a kettle-shaped racist calling out blacks.

Elon is working on that face for the Jon Voight lookalike contest at the local Dennys next Tuesday night.

THIS

Stigmata.

It’s amazing that western legal systems seem to be set up to favor costly threats over protection of truth or justice. Basically incentivizes lying as long as you have the will and financial means to back it up with bully filings.

What’s that word Bernie used? Ill-eg-al? I have no idea what that word means, it sure as fuck means nothing to Trump. He may as well have called the firings patently polka-dotted.

Don’t worry, if they keep adding tariffs, many of our jobs will quit on us.

Seriously, how hard is it to say “Trump deflects blame for crash with bogus DEI claim”

Ooof tough timing to post this hours before an American Eagle flight collides with a Blackhawk helicopter over DC.

Every one of you would’ve turned over heaven and earth if you so much as thought a felon was being hired as the lifeguard at your neighborhood pool or a known grifter was being made treasurer of your local social club. But ew vote for Harris? Cmon, man.

Hope all my fellow democrats who didn’t vote because you weren’t in love with the Biden-Harris admin’s handling of this thing or that thing, or you didn’t love Harris as a candidate or you thought we should’ve had another primary— hope you’re all happy. Every one of you knew what Trump was. Shame.

But seriously y’all, the country nearly lost its damned mind to ensure Jimmy Carter divested his interest in his peanut farm, on fear that he might trying to influence big peanut butter from the Oval Office I guess.

It’s like putting Bernie Madoff’s evil but stupider twin brother in charge of the finances of the financially illiterate.

Yeeesh.

Can you imagine the amount of actual garbage that would populate that library? A bunch of pseudo quasi alternative accu punctuating pressurized stereogram pyramidal free energy healing watered downward spiral brain deadpan sales pitch late night infodocutainment. Hat tip @dissonancepod.bsky.social

I dunno. I feel like he was really reiching with that joke. Err, reaching. 🙃