Definitely called the movie “Edward Scissorhands” the more colorful if confusing “Andrew Scissorhead” while buying tickets to said movie.

I cooked a dinner and listened to a book and drank two double old fashioneds and now I can believe I did all that and it’s not even 8 PM.

What are Floridians stress eating/drinking?

Unfortunately, yes, the giant vessel of peanut butter pretzel nuggets valiantly gave its life for my election anxiety.

I am worried/tortured by the idea that it was the World Central Kitchen tragedy — and not the uncountable, unimaginable, overwhelming mass of tragedies before it — that made people wake up.