Yuri Tarded
@tard.bsky.social
Tell that to my ex-wife. lol!
November 21, 2024 at 3:33 AM
Tell that to my ex-wife. lol!
I think you did ketamine
December 23, 2023 at 9:56 PM
I think you did ketamine
lol I’m a pretty bad drunk driver, but even I wouldn’t do that!
December 19, 2023 at 12:47 AM
lol I’m a pretty bad drunk driver, but even I wouldn’t do that!
I think Poker Face is by Lady Gaga
December 8, 2023 at 6:07 AM
I think Poker Face is by Lady Gaga
That reminds me of when my second wife would get pissed because I would get emails from Tinder and Hinge saying I had matches. Stupid notifications! Ha!
December 8, 2023 at 6:04 AM
That reminds me of when my second wife would get pissed because I would get emails from Tinder and Hinge saying I had matches. Stupid notifications! Ha!
This reminds me when I drank too much and told my four year old nephew that Santa wasn’t real lol
December 8, 2023 at 6:02 AM
This reminds me when I drank too much and told my four year old nephew that Santa wasn’t real lol
Back in my day we didn’t have unions. We just had to suck it up and work harder. These days kids cry to their mommies when they don’t like their job. Sad!
December 7, 2023 at 12:38 AM
Back in my day we didn’t have unions. We just had to suck it up and work harder. These days kids cry to their mommies when they don’t like their job. Sad!
Riding the coattails of a famous athlete while her career is in decline. Travis came at the right time! Sad!
December 7, 2023 at 12:36 AM
Riding the coattails of a famous athlete while her career is in decline. Travis came at the right time! Sad!
GTA prepared me for cheating on my wife. Probably why she left me. lol!
November 16, 2023 at 3:11 PM
GTA prepared me for cheating on my wife. Probably why she left me. lol!
We don’t need more public transportation. We need more lanes on highways, that way the cars have more space
November 16, 2023 at 4:34 AM
We don’t need more public transportation. We need more lanes on highways, that way the cars have more space
Posting this was a failure
November 16, 2023 at 4:26 AM
Posting this was a failure
Breaking rules isn’t funny, Mark. I’m allergic to spaghetti and even the smell of it will give me explosive diarrhea
November 16, 2023 at 4:24 AM
Breaking rules isn’t funny, Mark. I’m allergic to spaghetti and even the smell of it will give me explosive diarrhea
Last time I went to a social outing, I got Herpes. So I respect you and your disability
November 16, 2023 at 4:22 AM
Last time I went to a social outing, I got Herpes. So I respect you and your disability
That’s not the color of a pumpkin! Lol!
August 13, 2023 at 2:20 AM
That’s not the color of a pumpkin! Lol!
Back in my day our gym teacher would just shave our heads in the locker room. And our pubes
August 12, 2023 at 11:01 PM
Back in my day our gym teacher would just shave our heads in the locker room. And our pubes
What about adding a little friendship!
August 12, 2023 at 11:00 PM
What about adding a little friendship!
Throw a little sardines in
August 12, 2023 at 11:00 PM
Throw a little sardines in
I’m more of a power bottom myself. I drive the force
August 12, 2023 at 10:58 PM
I’m more of a power bottom myself. I drive the force
Yes! Fund public education!!
August 12, 2023 at 10:55 PM
Yes! Fund public education!!