Tara Persaud
@tarapersaud.bsky.social
Law, classical music, theatre, musicals, books, violin, politics, history/historiography.
English, German and French in that order.
Also #TheArchers.
Views: my own.
RTs: interest not endorsement
English, German and French in that order.
Also #TheArchers.
Views: my own.
RTs: interest not endorsement
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Tara Persaud
@tarapersaud.bsky.social
· Dec 1
The missing bunting is the tweetalongers’ Roman Empire. #TheArchers
Ruth: “I’m not nosy.”
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
pinocchio is a cartoon character from disney making a funny face .
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November 16, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Ruth: “I’m not nosy.”
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
Pip: “You ok Leonard?”
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
a woman is talking to a man and asking him to bore someone else with their questions .
ALT: a woman is talking to a man and asking him to bore someone else with their questions .
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November 16, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Pip: “You ok Leonard?”
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
George: “What choice do I have? Beggars can’t be choosers.”
Errant little shits can’t be choosers, more like.
#TheArchers
Errant little shits can’t be choosers, more like.
#TheArchers
a woman wearing sunglasses says " you 're a disgusting person " in yellow letters
ALT: a woman wearing sunglasses says " you 're a disgusting person " in yellow letters
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November 2, 2025 at 11:15 AM
George: “What choice do I have? Beggars can’t be choosers.”
Errant little shits can’t be choosers, more like.
#TheArchers
Errant little shits can’t be choosers, more like.
#TheArchers
Brian: “The only way we’re going to do that is though ruthlessly efficiency.”
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
a group of men in red robes standing next to each other with the caption " our three weapons are fear and surprise "
ALT: a group of men in red robes standing next to each other with the caption " our three weapons are fear and surprise "
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September 28, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Brian: “The only way we’re going to do that is though ruthlessly efficiency.”
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
Alan: “I think I can see Nathan Boone looking disgruntled about his limp cucumber.”
The SWs are mining a rich seam for innuendo.
#TheArchers
The SWs are mining a rich seam for innuendo.
#TheArchers
a close up of a man 's face with his mouth open .
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with his mouth open .
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September 28, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Alan: “I think I can see Nathan Boone looking disgruntled about his limp cucumber.”
The SWs are mining a rich seam for innuendo.
#TheArchers
The SWs are mining a rich seam for innuendo.
#TheArchers
Asra: “Turns out he was suffering from toxic squash syndrome.”
This might be the most Archers-sounding thing I’ve ever heard. #TheArchers
This might be the most Archers-sounding thing I’ve ever heard. #TheArchers
a woman holding a large zucchini with the words it 's gourd season
ALT: a woman holding a large zucchini with the words it 's gourd season
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September 28, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Asra: “Turns out he was suffering from toxic squash syndrome.”
This might be the most Archers-sounding thing I’ve ever heard. #TheArchers
This might be the most Archers-sounding thing I’ve ever heard. #TheArchers
Alan: “I’m a sucker for Ginger.”
Ok, two questions - who is Ginger and will she have a speaking part.
#TheArchers
Ok, two questions - who is Ginger and will she have a speaking part.
#TheArchers
a man and a woman are dancing on a stage in a black and white photo .
ALT: a man and a woman are dancing on a stage in a black and white photo .
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September 28, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Alan: “I’m a sucker for Ginger.”
Ok, two questions - who is Ginger and will she have a speaking part.
#TheArchers
Ok, two questions - who is Ginger and will she have a speaking part.
#TheArchers
Lynda: “When do I ever berate you?”
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
a woman in a pink dress is sitting in a chair with a sign that says be
ALT: a woman in a pink dress is sitting in a chair with a sign that says be
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August 31, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Lynda: “When do I ever berate you?”
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
Tracy: “Do you fancy dessert? I’ve got a lovely pud from Underwoods Local.”
Underwoods Local?? Is she made of money??
#TheArchers
Underwoods Local?? Is she made of money??
#TheArchers
a woman says it 's very expensive with a candle holder in the background
ALT: a woman says it 's very expensive with a candle holder in the background
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August 24, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Tracy: “Do you fancy dessert? I’ve got a lovely pud from Underwoods Local.”
Underwoods Local?? Is she made of money??
#TheArchers
Underwoods Local?? Is she made of money??
#TheArchers
Fallon: “Garden’s gone a bit wild since Harrison’s been away - went to town on the hedge.”
You needed have bothered, Fallon - rewilding is back in fashion 👍
#TheArchers
You needed have bothered, Fallon - rewilding is back in fashion 👍
#TheArchers
a close up of a tree with lots of leaves on it
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August 24, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Fallon: “Garden’s gone a bit wild since Harrison’s been away - went to town on the hedge.”
You needed have bothered, Fallon - rewilding is back in fashion 👍
#TheArchers
You needed have bothered, Fallon - rewilding is back in fashion 👍
#TheArchers
Tracy: “I could have done with a lazy morning, not sweating it on me own doing cricket tease.”
Cricket tease is the phrase ascribed to all activities engaged in during the period immediately preceding said cricket.
#TheArchers
Cricket tease is the phrase ascribed to all activities engaged in during the period immediately preceding said cricket.
#TheArchers
a woman is taking a bath in a giant champagne glass
ALT: a woman is taking a bath in a giant champagne glass
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August 24, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Tracy: “I could have done with a lazy morning, not sweating it on me own doing cricket tease.”
Cricket tease is the phrase ascribed to all activities engaged in during the period immediately preceding said cricket.
#TheArchers
Cricket tease is the phrase ascribed to all activities engaged in during the period immediately preceding said cricket.
#TheArchers
Jacob: “Which reminds me, there’s a a donkey with thrush waiting for me.”
TMI #TheArchers
TMI #TheArchers
a man in a suit and tie drinking from a glass
ALT: a man in a suit and tie drinking from a glass
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August 10, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Jacob: “Which reminds me, there’s a a donkey with thrush waiting for me.”
TMI #TheArchers
TMI #TheArchers
Brian; “Loyalty, cooperation, communication - means nothing to Justin!”
Err, pot/kettle much? Siobhan - need I say more? #TheArchers
Err, pot/kettle much? Siobhan - need I say more? #TheArchers
a woman is standing in a living room with the words " curl mirror look at it "
ALT: a woman is standing in a living room with the words " curl mirror look at it "
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August 10, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Brian; “Loyalty, cooperation, communication - means nothing to Justin!”
Err, pot/kettle much? Siobhan - need I say more? #TheArchers
Err, pot/kettle much? Siobhan - need I say more? #TheArchers
Brian: “It’s all about the moisture content.”
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
a man wearing a black t-shirt that says oh my
ALT: a man wearing a black t-shirt that says oh my
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August 10, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Brian: “It’s all about the moisture content.”
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
George: “I can’t give it to her, can i? You get the ring and give it to Amber.”
George is VILE.
#TheArchers
George is VILE.
#TheArchers
a man with a beard is sitting in front of a clock and says " you 're just the worst "
ALT: a man with a beard is sitting in front of a clock and says " you 're just the worst "
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July 20, 2025 at 11:00 AM
George: “I can’t give it to her, can i? You get the ring and give it to Amber.”
George is VILE.
#TheArchers
George is VILE.
#TheArchers
Akram: “She’ll understand, won’t she?”
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk and saying sucker
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk and saying sucker
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July 20, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Akram: “She’ll understand, won’t she?”
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
Martin: “There is absolutely nothing going on between me and Annabelle Scrivener!”
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
a man in a suit and tie is talking about the meaning of the word ' is ' is .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is talking about the meaning of the word ' is ' is .
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July 20, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Martin: “There is absolutely nothing going on between me and Annabelle Scrivener!”
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
Susan: “She’ll soon realise marrying someone who’s been in prison is not such a great idea.”
If it’s not been a dealbreaker so far I wouldn’t hold your breath.
#TheArchers
If it’s not been a dealbreaker so far I wouldn’t hold your breath.
#TheArchers
a woman is standing in front of a sign that says `` all the good men are in jail ''
ALT: a woman is standing in front of a sign that says `` all the good men are in jail ''
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July 13, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Susan: “She’ll soon realise marrying someone who’s been in prison is not such a great idea.”
If it’s not been a dealbreaker so far I wouldn’t hold your breath.
#TheArchers
If it’s not been a dealbreaker so far I wouldn’t hold your breath.
#TheArchers
Lillian: “Oh mum, what were you thinking - everything is such a mess.”
Peggy was the OG stirrer.
#TheArchers
Peggy was the OG stirrer.
#TheArchers
a man is stirring a pot in a kitchen with the words stir that pot written below him .
ALT: a man is stirring a pot in a kitchen with the words stir that pot written below him .
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July 13, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Lillian: “Oh mum, what were you thinking - everything is such a mess.”
Peggy was the OG stirrer.
#TheArchers
Peggy was the OG stirrer.
#TheArchers
Amber: “I’m Amber. Pleased to meet you.”
Things young people say on The Archers they would never say in real life number 36283.
#TheArchers
Things young people say on The Archers they would never say in real life number 36283.
#TheArchers
a woman says " it just doesn 't make sense "
ALT: a woman says " it just doesn 't make sense "
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July 6, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Amber: “I’m Amber. Pleased to meet you.”
Things young people say on The Archers they would never say in real life number 36283.
#TheArchers
Things young people say on The Archers they would never say in real life number 36283.
#TheArchers
Joy: “I’m sure you can talk to Usha as a friend.”
If Usha spoke to all her Ambridge clients “as a friend” she would likely be the only destitute solicitor in Borsetshire.
#TheArchers
If Usha spoke to all her Ambridge clients “as a friend” she would likely be the only destitute solicitor in Borsetshire.
#TheArchers
a woman wearing a camouflage jacket is smiling for the first wives club advertisement
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July 6, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Joy: “I’m sure you can talk to Usha as a friend.”
If Usha spoke to all her Ambridge clients “as a friend” she would likely be the only destitute solicitor in Borsetshire.
#TheArchers
If Usha spoke to all her Ambridge clients “as a friend” she would likely be the only destitute solicitor in Borsetshire.
#TheArchers
Clarrie: “Why is it the minute I think I’m settled I have to start all over.”
That is a little something we tweetalongers call LIFE.
#TheArchers
That is a little something we tweetalongers call LIFE.
#TheArchers
a man in a tuxedo stands in front of a microphone with the words that 's life behind him
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July 6, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Clarrie: “Why is it the minute I think I’m settled I have to start all over.”
That is a little something we tweetalongers call LIFE.
#TheArchers
That is a little something we tweetalongers call LIFE.
#TheArchers