Tara Jarrett
@tarajarrett.bsky.social
Retired from 30+ years NHS nursing. Need a few things in life… happiness, love and Taskmaster. Single and looking for happiness, love and my own Greg.
@taskmaster.tv #Rylan @alexhorne.bsky.social @gregdaviescomedian.bsky.social
I just found a mate for Linda across the river in Tonbridge park. 🤣🤣
I just found a mate for Linda across the river in Tonbridge park. 🤣🤣
September 24, 2025 at 12:23 PM
@taskmaster.tv #Rylan @alexhorne.bsky.social @gregdaviescomedian.bsky.social
I just found a mate for Linda across the river in Tonbridge park. 🤣🤣
I just found a mate for Linda across the river in Tonbridge park. 🤣🤣
Yesterday we were mostly picking tomatoes. 🍅 🥰
July 21, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Yesterday we were mostly picking tomatoes. 🍅 🥰
Today I am mostly being mistaken for a Copper! 🤣🤣😱
#notacopper #onlywalking #weightedvest #10kgoal #canIstopyet?
#notacopper #onlywalking #weightedvest #10kgoal #canIstopyet?
June 24, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Today I am mostly being mistaken for a Copper! 🤣🤣😱
#notacopper #onlywalking #weightedvest #10kgoal #canIstopyet?
#notacopper #onlywalking #weightedvest #10kgoal #canIstopyet?
@chrisgpackham.bsky.social
Can I submit this little fella for your consideration?
I know technically he’s not still alive but look at those ears!! How cute is he?! 🥰
#foxoftheday
@nhm-london.bsky.social
Can I submit this little fella for your consideration?
I know technically he’s not still alive but look at those ears!! How cute is he?! 🥰
#foxoftheday
@nhm-london.bsky.social
June 12, 2025 at 8:06 AM
@chrisgpackham.bsky.social
Can I submit this little fella for your consideration?
I know technically he’s not still alive but look at those ears!! How cute is he?! 🥰
#foxoftheday
@nhm-london.bsky.social
Can I submit this little fella for your consideration?
I know technically he’s not still alive but look at those ears!! How cute is he?! 🥰
#foxoftheday
@nhm-london.bsky.social
Today, I am mostly visiting dinosaurs 🦖
Might as well while I’m here in The London!
@nhm-london.bsky.social
Might as well while I’m here in The London!
@nhm-london.bsky.social
June 11, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Today, I am mostly visiting dinosaurs 🦖
Might as well while I’m here in The London!
@nhm-london.bsky.social
Might as well while I’m here in The London!
@nhm-london.bsky.social
Today I am mostly having adventures in London!! YAY!! 🥳
June 10, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Today I am mostly having adventures in London!! YAY!! 🥳
Today I am mostly making banana and choc chip loaf cakum!!
It’s very tasty, I’ve been told by parent types!
I’ll confirm at 5pm-ish when my fast is over. 🥰😋🧁
It’s very tasty, I’ve been told by parent types!
I’ll confirm at 5pm-ish when my fast is over. 🥰😋🧁
May 26, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Today I am mostly making banana and choc chip loaf cakum!!
It’s very tasty, I’ve been told by parent types!
I’ll confirm at 5pm-ish when my fast is over. 🥰😋🧁
It’s very tasty, I’ve been told by parent types!
I’ll confirm at 5pm-ish when my fast is over. 🥰😋🧁
May 14, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Today I have mostly been eating green!! 👍🏻👍🏻🤗🍵
May 11, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Today I have mostly been eating green!! 👍🏻👍🏻🤗🍵
Yesterday I was mostly getting very dusty and mucky walking around the estate on Penshurst!
Today swimming was mostly hard work due to achy legs! 😂😂
Today swimming was mostly hard work due to achy legs! 😂😂
May 5, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Yesterday I was mostly getting very dusty and mucky walking around the estate on Penshurst!
Today swimming was mostly hard work due to achy legs! 😂😂
Today swimming was mostly hard work due to achy legs! 😂😂
Oh no… legs are on the loose today!!
Hate it when that happens!! 😂😂
Hate it when that happens!! 😂😂
May 2, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Oh no… legs are on the loose today!!
Hate it when that happens!! 😂😂
Hate it when that happens!! 😂😂
Today I am mostly wearing a skirt for the first time in about 20 years!! 🤗
Please excuse the see-through legs, they haven’t seen the light of day for a while. 😂😂
#transformation
#forgotIwasagirlie
Please excuse the see-through legs, they haven’t seen the light of day for a while. 😂😂
#transformation
#forgotIwasagirlie
April 29, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Today I am mostly wearing a skirt for the first time in about 20 years!! 🤗
Please excuse the see-through legs, they haven’t seen the light of day for a while. 😂😂
#transformation
#forgotIwasagirlie
Please excuse the see-through legs, they haven’t seen the light of day for a while. 😂😂
#transformation
#forgotIwasagirlie
Today I am mostly getting blown away while walking round the lake!! 😂 I don’t know why I bothered doing my hair today!!! 🙄😂😂
#nomakeupsaturday
#walkingfit
#lazywind (can’t be bothered going round you so goes straight through)
#needacuppanow
#nomakeupsaturday
#walkingfit
#lazywind (can’t be bothered going round you so goes straight through)
#needacuppanow
April 19, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Today I am mostly getting blown away while walking round the lake!! 😂 I don’t know why I bothered doing my hair today!!! 🙄😂😂
#nomakeupsaturday
#walkingfit
#lazywind (can’t be bothered going round you so goes straight through)
#needacuppanow
#nomakeupsaturday
#walkingfit
#lazywind (can’t be bothered going round you so goes straight through)
#needacuppanow
March 23, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Today Mum is mostly making Welsh cakes with cherries and I can’t eat any of them!! 😤
#lowcarblife #nosugar #crazymadwoman #whyamidoingthistomyself
#lowcarblife #nosugar #crazymadwoman #whyamidoingthistomyself
March 12, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Today Mum is mostly making Welsh cakes with cherries and I can’t eat any of them!! 😤
#lowcarblife #nosugar #crazymadwoman #whyamidoingthistomyself
#lowcarblife #nosugar #crazymadwoman #whyamidoingthistomyself
Yay, pancake o’clock!!
(Pancake = 2eggs + a big banana)
Yum!! You can almost see it under the berries and cream!! 🤗😋
(Pancake = 2eggs + a big banana)
Yum!! You can almost see it under the berries and cream!! 🤗😋
March 4, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Yay, pancake o’clock!!
(Pancake = 2eggs + a big banana)
Yum!! You can almost see it under the berries and cream!! 🤗😋
(Pancake = 2eggs + a big banana)
Yum!! You can almost see it under the berries and cream!! 🤗😋
Today I have mostly been chasing wayward parents around the supermarket then this afternoon walking round a muddy lake in Tonbridge.
Weird hair day but lovely weather!! 🌞
Nope… not showing hair so don’t ask!! 😂😂
Here’s the lake instead…
Weird hair day but lovely weather!! 🌞
Nope… not showing hair so don’t ask!! 😂😂
Here’s the lake instead…
March 4, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Today I have mostly been chasing wayward parents around the supermarket then this afternoon walking round a muddy lake in Tonbridge.
Weird hair day but lovely weather!! 🌞
Nope… not showing hair so don’t ask!! 😂😂
Here’s the lake instead…
Weird hair day but lovely weather!! 🌞
Nope… not showing hair so don’t ask!! 😂😂
Here’s the lake instead…
Day 2 adventure with Mum and Dan. Today it’s the seaside.
Saw the sea from the prom but didn’t venture down there. Little chilly!!🥶
Nice fish lunch though (Dan had sausage!)… I swear he’s gonna turn into a sausage one day! 😂😂😘😘
Saw the sea from the prom but didn’t venture down there. Little chilly!!🥶
Nice fish lunch though (Dan had sausage!)… I swear he’s gonna turn into a sausage one day! 😂😂😘😘
February 27, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Day 2 adventure with Mum and Dan. Today it’s the seaside.
Saw the sea from the prom but didn’t venture down there. Little chilly!!🥶
Nice fish lunch though (Dan had sausage!)… I swear he’s gonna turn into a sausage one day! 😂😂😘😘
Saw the sea from the prom but didn’t venture down there. Little chilly!!🥶
Nice fish lunch though (Dan had sausage!)… I swear he’s gonna turn into a sausage one day! 😂😂😘😘
Adventures of Mum and Dan at the cinema. 🤗
Went to see DogMan… the things we do for our kids!! Was quite funny though!!😂
I say kids, look at him, he’s a huge hunk of a 17yr old!! Not a baby boy anymore!! 😘😘
Went to see DogMan… the things we do for our kids!! Was quite funny though!!😂
I say kids, look at him, he’s a huge hunk of a 17yr old!! Not a baby boy anymore!! 😘😘
February 25, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Adventures of Mum and Dan at the cinema. 🤗
Went to see DogMan… the things we do for our kids!! Was quite funny though!!😂
I say kids, look at him, he’s a huge hunk of a 17yr old!! Not a baby boy anymore!! 😘😘
Went to see DogMan… the things we do for our kids!! Was quite funny though!!😂
I say kids, look at him, he’s a huge hunk of a 17yr old!! Not a baby boy anymore!! 😘😘
Here she is on the beach on her holibobs few years ago!
She was living her best life!! Xxx
She was living her best life!! Xxx
February 23, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Here she is on the beach on her holibobs few years ago!
She was living her best life!! Xxx
She was living her best life!! Xxx
So today I am mostly eating a Keto diet. 🤤Yum!!
Been on an hour and a half walk, which was flipping chilly around the ears so I had to put my silly hat on. 🤣
Now I’m sitting waiting for the Nanna Nap to take hold! Might be sooner rather than later as the father is watching Bangers and Cash! 😤
Been on an hour and a half walk, which was flipping chilly around the ears so I had to put my silly hat on. 🤣
Now I’m sitting waiting for the Nanna Nap to take hold! Might be sooner rather than later as the father is watching Bangers and Cash! 😤
February 6, 2025 at 3:28 PM
So today I am mostly eating a Keto diet. 🤤Yum!!
Been on an hour and a half walk, which was flipping chilly around the ears so I had to put my silly hat on. 🤣
Now I’m sitting waiting for the Nanna Nap to take hold! Might be sooner rather than later as the father is watching Bangers and Cash! 😤
Been on an hour and a half walk, which was flipping chilly around the ears so I had to put my silly hat on. 🤣
Now I’m sitting waiting for the Nanna Nap to take hold! Might be sooner rather than later as the father is watching Bangers and Cash! 😤
Bloody lovely, if I say so myself!! 🤤🤤
Totally lactofree, no sugar, low carb, 99% Clean (unprocessed) and all homemade.
…and very tasty!! 😘😘
Totally lactofree, no sugar, low carb, 99% Clean (unprocessed) and all homemade.
…and very tasty!! 😘😘
February 2, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Bloody lovely, if I say so myself!! 🤤🤤
Totally lactofree, no sugar, low carb, 99% Clean (unprocessed) and all homemade.
…and very tasty!! 😘😘
Totally lactofree, no sugar, low carb, 99% Clean (unprocessed) and all homemade.
…and very tasty!! 😘😘
Here is the finished article.
Looks a bit strange but tastes flipping lovely. Gonna have fresh raspberries and cream on my bit of the big one.
Yummy!! 🤤
Looks a bit strange but tastes flipping lovely. Gonna have fresh raspberries and cream on my bit of the big one.
Yummy!! 🤤
February 1, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Here is the finished article.
Looks a bit strange but tastes flipping lovely. Gonna have fresh raspberries and cream on my bit of the big one.
Yummy!! 🤤
Looks a bit strange but tastes flipping lovely. Gonna have fresh raspberries and cream on my bit of the big one.
Yummy!! 🤤
Happy Birthday to me!!
Now it’s not a fasting day, it’s Cakum time!! Yum!!
Limoncello Fizz Panettone from Waitrose. Absolutely Gorgeous!! 🥰🥰😘😘🤗🥳🥳🎂🎂
Now it’s not a fasting day, it’s Cakum time!! Yum!!
Limoncello Fizz Panettone from Waitrose. Absolutely Gorgeous!! 🥰🥰😘😘🤗🥳🥳🎂🎂
January 11, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Happy Birthday to me!!
Now it’s not a fasting day, it’s Cakum time!! Yum!!
Limoncello Fizz Panettone from Waitrose. Absolutely Gorgeous!! 🥰🥰😘😘🤗🥳🥳🎂🎂
Now it’s not a fasting day, it’s Cakum time!! Yum!!
Limoncello Fizz Panettone from Waitrose. Absolutely Gorgeous!! 🥰🥰😘😘🤗🥳🥳🎂🎂
Today I have been mostly been making Christmas Trees and footprints!! 🎄🎄🎄
What do you all think?
Would I win the bake off? 😘😘🦜
What do you all think?
Would I win the bake off? 😘😘🦜
December 18, 2024 at 1:40 PM
Today I have been mostly been making Christmas Trees and footprints!! 🎄🎄🎄
What do you all think?
Would I win the bake off? 😘😘🦜
What do you all think?
Would I win the bake off? 😘😘🦜