Wonderful piece David. My 7 year old daughter randomly decided this year that Nimmo was her favorite player, and she cried when I broke the news of his trade to her. But she is also 7, and pretty quickly got over it, making her more levelheaded than 90% of Mets fans.

Totally fair

Conspicuous lack of Rajai Davis

In a historic first, Cajuns struggle with Rice

This is funny because would it have been difficult to find one of the dozens of sycophants who work in the state department to give this quote on the record?

Him calmly snagging the flying bat as everyone else was ducking out of the way is one of the most impressive athletic feats I’ve ever seen

I know just the man for the job.

In fairness to Jim his father Robert was the asshole who moves the Colts, but that’s still a great story

Probably want to call Barry Zuckerkorn just in case

Ohh that’s a good one. Gonna look for it next time I’m in PHX. The husband/wife attorney thing is just such a weird angle - like not sure why I’d look for that in a lawyer (saying this as a lawyer).

It’s so different compared to the northeast - there’s one every other mile. My favorite is “The Husband and Wife Law Team”, two married personal injury attorneys (who advertise at Diamondback games).

They have liquid cane sugar as an option in the Dunkin app. This is the way.

Filing UCCs against trusts is actually tricky. Jr likely on there only b/c he is a trustee (anyway the collateral description is limited). That being said I hope the secured party took full control as it’s a superior method of perfection and also b/c I wouldn’t trust these goons not to move assets.

New York is a place where every day you can wake up and experience everything from demonic possession by a 16th century Carpathian despot to a person who’s celebrating a new business that’s opened. And that’s why it’s the greatest city in the world.

No! No!!