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Tara Barnes
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Small town mom. Benevolent sports fan. Aspiring deaconess. Professional United Methodist. #BillsMafia #LGM #ToonArmy
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Fuck you.
www.cnn.com/2022/08/26/u...
“During the call, Araiza confirmed having sex with Doe, even telling her that she should get tested for STDs,” said the claim but when she pressed him about their encounter, “Araiza immediately changed his tone, saying, ‘This is Matt Araiza. I don’t remember anything that happened that night,’ at which time he terminated the pretext call by hanging up on Doe,” the complaint alleges.
November 2, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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Show me 4 pictures in your phone that have your energy that aren’t selfies …
Cover of “A Book of Hekate” snapped at The Simple Life shop in Frederick, Maryland. A graphic of two women with raised fists accompanies the text “Make your voice count. Vote yes on constitutional amendments.” United Women in Faith encourages United Methodists to ratify the constitutional amendments before them at annual conferences this year. Screenshot of evanrosskatz Instagram post of Carrie Fisher being interviewed by Larry King. A caller asks, as shared in the caption, “Hi Carrie … do you find that people, especially men, are intimidated by you?” To which the beautiful, amazing, incomparable, queen Carrie replies, “First of all, I don’t think of men as people.” In red marker on a small white note paper, my young daughter writes, “Go Bills love boo dolphins go Chalate [Charlotte] my dog.” Two red hearts are drawn near the Bills and Charlotte but NOT the Dolphins.
April 3, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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He breaks the record while talking about John Lewis.
A screenshot of Senator Cory Booker as he breaks the record for longest floor speech in the senate. He smiles while holding a phone and the C-SPAN chyron reads “Sen. Booker breaks record for longest floor speech.” Fuck Strom Thurmond.
April 1, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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I need C-SPAN to do a minute-by-minute countdown actually.
A screenshot of C-SPAN’s live coverage of Senator Cory Booker’s filibuster. The chyron at the bottom reads “Sen. Booker will break Sen. Thurmond’s record at 7:19 pm ET.” Strom Thurmond was a horrid, ugly, racist piece of shit. Cory Booker knocking him down a notch will be a great moment in American history.
April 1, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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Without downloading any new pictures, where are you at mentally?
A picture of a silent sentinel with a fur collar and a wide-brim hat holding a banner that reads “resistance to tyranny is obedience to God.”
January 24, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
A warrior holds up the severed head of Medusa in one hand with a sword in the other, a shield is on the warriors back. The background is rainbow. The text reads “chaotic good does not mean chaotic nice.”
December 11, 2024 at 10:32 PM
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This is your friend Dave’s profile, ariasheeks.bsky.social and @funkof40kyears.bsky.social, if you want to reconsider assuming he’s acting in good faith.
In a screenshot of his Bluesky profile, “Dr.Dave Stephens” claims to be a “Strong, Alpha Male,” the self-declaration of which is a common tactic among weak, insecure, unintelligent, and uncurious men who should be avoided at all costs. “Dr.Dave” also, ironically and pathetically, also cheers “TRUMP2024,” as if supporting an ugly, deteriorating, bankrupt racist rapist grifter clown who is the lapdog of Vladimir Putin supports his (obviously untrue) claim of being an “alpha.” We should all pray for Dave, and probably block him.
November 24, 2024 at 8:44 PM
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Without downloading any new pics, where are you at mentally?
With a very brightly colored background of dolphins leaping over hearts, the text says, “Please don’t be mean to me, because I can be meaner and I hate being mean.”
November 22, 2024 at 12:28 AM
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Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice In Chains.
Left to right, Lisa “Left Eye” Lopes, Rosonda “Chilli” Thomas, and Tionne “T-Boz” Watkins look unbelievably beautiful sketched against a deep red background on the cover of their album “crazysexycool.”
November 19, 2024 at 1:56 AM
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Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice In Chains (or boys).
Cover of Sarah McLachlan’s album Fumbling Toward Ecstacy, featuring Sarah’s angelic face against a black background while wearing a black shirt with her hand on her heart.
November 19, 2024 at 1:43 AM
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The midnight sparkle boucle peacoat from Tommy Hilfiger Fall/Winter 2010 is my burgundy fur coat. Photo from Vogue Australia.
A female model walks down a runway at a fashion show in gray shorts, white shirt, dark blue tights, high heels with an ankle strap and wearing a midnight blue sparkly boucle peacoat.
November 18, 2024 at 9:57 PM
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In the cupboard next to:
The character Strawberry Shortcake, a young girl in a big strawberry hat, pours milk on her delicious pink-puff cereal as the design for the cereal box for strawberry shortcake cereal.
November 14, 2024 at 7:16 PM
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Repost with a favorite book from your childhood.

My 2nd grade teacher and I did not like each other. But she gave me Ramona (and was probably the exact right person to do so).
A young girl with short brown hair and a red and white striped shirt attempts to gets on a large bicycle on the cover of Beverly Cleary’s book “Ramona Quimby, Age 8.”
November 14, 2024 at 2:23 PM
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Huh.
Chuck Todd, employee of a cable news network hoping Trump would win and sad it backfired, has posted, “These confirmation hearings may just save cable TV for the short term.”
November 13, 2024 at 11:27 PM