Dr: You have acute vaginitis.
Me: Thank you!
Me: Thank you!
January 5, 2026 at 4:54 AM
Dr: You have acute vaginitis.
Me: Thank you!
Me: Thank you!
That's better then thinking someone was asking you if you wanted to be a author.
January 3, 2026 at 11:25 AM
That's better then thinking someone was asking you if you wanted to be a author.
I have to disagree---you do deserve 1,000 followers by the 1st.
December 31, 2025 at 11:37 AM
I have to disagree---you do deserve 1,000 followers by the 1st.
I've woke up with a lot worse then that next to me in bed. Lolz!
December 29, 2025 at 8:03 AM
I've woke up with a lot worse then that next to me in bed. Lolz!
I prefer tacos.
December 28, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I prefer tacos.
You should also get royalty checks for Twin Peaks!
December 5, 2025 at 10:04 PM
You should also get royalty checks for Twin Peaks!
Very true!
November 29, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Very true!
Surely you can't be serious!
I am serious. And don't call me Shirley!
I am serious. And don't call me Shirley!
November 23, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Surely you can't be serious!
I am serious. And don't call me Shirley!
I am serious. And don't call me Shirley!
Yes, I've always been a fan of big and shapely balloons......😉
November 16, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Yes, I've always been a fan of big and shapely balloons......😉
Maybe one day you can make it to Vegas with your bag of condoms in tow..........👍😍😜
November 16, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Maybe one day you can make it to Vegas with your bag of condoms in tow..........👍😍😜
No worries---we all like boobs! 😋
November 1, 2025 at 8:45 AM
No worries---we all like boobs! 😋
Muy guapa!
October 31, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Muy guapa!
I work with some boobs at work that aren't beatiful, but I have a feeling we're not talking about the same thing(s)............
October 27, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I work with some boobs at work that aren't beatiful, but I have a feeling we're not talking about the same thing(s)............
This would be better if it were said in a Mr. Mackey voice, mmkay..........
October 12, 2025 at 10:49 AM
This would be better if it were said in a Mr. Mackey voice, mmkay..........
Angry Cat once got cat hair all over my jeans. Now they are mean Genes.
October 12, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Angry Cat once got cat hair all over my jeans. Now they are mean Genes.
The world would be a better place if we had more social media platforms like this, IMHO. Just sayin'..........
October 12, 2025 at 10:45 AM
The world would be a better place if we had more social media platforms like this, IMHO. Just sayin'..........
Anything tastes better when buttered up! 😋
October 7, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Anything tastes better when buttered up! 😋
I'm a lover, not a fighter. 😍
October 5, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I'm a lover, not a fighter. 😍
I can go 100 MPH as long as I've got the allmighty power right up there by my pair of fuzzy dice!
September 30, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I can go 100 MPH as long as I've got the allmighty power right up there by my pair of fuzzy dice!
I only send nudes through braille.
September 24, 2025 at 12:05 PM
I only send nudes through braille.
True....not much room to maneuver on a plane nowadays.
September 21, 2025 at 12:46 AM
True....not much room to maneuver on a plane nowadays.
Sometimes it's nice to be a little backy, too.
September 20, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Sometimes it's nice to be a little backy, too.
I bet it was really tasty. The cheesesteak, that is.
September 20, 2025 at 10:34 AM
I bet it was really tasty. The cheesesteak, that is.
Unfortunately, you can pick your nose on a flight but you can't pick who your seatmate will be. 🙁
September 19, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Unfortunately, you can pick your nose on a flight but you can't pick who your seatmate will be. 🙁