Toby Applegate
@tapplegate.bsky.social
Not jaded yet geography professor
Father of a juniors hockey player, an art historian, and a nurse.
Husband of a very, very talented wife.
Actively blocking fascists, “quote of the day” garbage, anime weirdos, engagement farmers, and time wasters.
Father of a juniors hockey player, an art historian, and a nurse.
Husband of a very, very talented wife.
Actively blocking fascists, “quote of the day” garbage, anime weirdos, engagement farmers, and time wasters.
How to cook a steak:
buy a steak
heat a pan to the temperature of the sun.
Slap that on the pan.
cook for 5 minutes on each side
let rest for 5 minutes
eat
buy a steak
heat a pan to the temperature of the sun.
Slap that on the pan.
cook for 5 minutes on each side
let rest for 5 minutes
eat
December 16, 2025 at 3:50 AM
How to cook a steak:
buy a steak
heat a pan to the temperature of the sun.
Slap that on the pan.
cook for 5 minutes on each side
let rest for 5 minutes
eat
buy a steak
heat a pan to the temperature of the sun.
Slap that on the pan.
cook for 5 minutes on each side
let rest for 5 minutes
eat
Yeah. His approach and tackle looked almost natural in movement. I
was surprised that he didn’t put a round into the shooter or butt end him, but a decision was made that saved the life of one suspect so far and that means information on how this came to be and if anyone else was involved.
was surprised that he didn’t put a round into the shooter or butt end him, but a decision was made that saved the life of one suspect so far and that means information on how this came to be and if anyone else was involved.
December 15, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Yeah. His approach and tackle looked almost natural in movement. I
was surprised that he didn’t put a round into the shooter or butt end him, but a decision was made that saved the life of one suspect so far and that means information on how this came to be and if anyone else was involved.
was surprised that he didn’t put a round into the shooter or butt end him, but a decision was made that saved the life of one suspect so far and that means information on how this came to be and if anyone else was involved.
I have a friend who is a designer for a major handbag line. She plays spot the fakes in Mar-A-Lago photos. She texted back one is very likely real, but usually it runs two to one fake, especially Coach and LV.
December 15, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I have a friend who is a designer for a major handbag line. She plays spot the fakes in Mar-A-Lago photos. She texted back one is very likely real, but usually it runs two to one fake, especially Coach and LV.
The ease of the bullshitting is remarkable.
December 15, 2025 at 3:16 PM
The ease of the bullshitting is remarkable.
My family is under orders to drag me deep into specific US forest off a service road. That or throw me off about 13 miles out off the coast properly weighted. I am serious.
December 15, 2025 at 12:44 AM
My family is under orders to drag me deep into specific US forest off a service road. That or throw me off about 13 miles out off the coast properly weighted. I am serious.
That’s a lot of methylphenidate there.
December 15, 2025 at 12:20 AM
That’s a lot of methylphenidate there.
There comes a point where you just write a script to HUP every hour what is driving you nuts and call it a day.
December 13, 2025 at 11:27 PM
There comes a point where you just write a script to HUP every hour what is driving you nuts and call it a day.
Domitian! Great pull. He was best known for dropping all pretenses that he was a republican and just ruling with an iron fist. Problem is: He was really good at administering an empire. Not. So. Much. With these clowns.
December 12, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Domitian! Great pull. He was best known for dropping all pretenses that he was a republican and just ruling with an iron fist. Problem is: He was really good at administering an empire. Not. So. Much. With these clowns.
Nah, it was in a Wimpy in Streatham.
December 12, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Nah, it was in a Wimpy in Streatham.
I got mine last week. No complications!
December 11, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I got mine last week. No complications!
BC: Hard to get in. More expensive. Great faculty. UMASS: Selective. Less expensive. Great faculty. A faculty I am proud to be on.
December 11, 2025 at 3:10 AM
BC: Hard to get in. More expensive. Great faculty. UMASS: Selective. Less expensive. Great faculty. A faculty I am proud to be on.
Man, if I could roll like him at his age, I’d die happy.
December 11, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Man, if I could roll like him at his age, I’d die happy.
What a game! That’s an early season game to put a pin in. And GREAT LATE GAME COACHING. That soft pressure was brilliant. Make them burn time.
December 11, 2025 at 2:30 AM
What a game! That’s an early season game to put a pin in. And GREAT LATE GAME COACHING. That soft pressure was brilliant. Make them burn time.
That’s a dog caught the car situation. who’s piloting it? The Navy?
December 10, 2025 at 11:34 PM
That’s a dog caught the car situation. who’s piloting it? The Navy?
Trying to get the missus to go. She is a hockey fan and know nothing about B-Ball.
December 9, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Trying to get the missus to go. She is a hockey fan and know nothing about B-Ball.
That “frivolous page”is correct, but states could withhold state employee’s payments in a state bank. There’s no law against it. Let California hold its state, county, and municipal payments in escrow until funding is restored for X, Y, and z,
December 9, 2025 at 12:26 PM
That “frivolous page”is correct, but states could withhold state employee’s payments in a state bank. There’s no law against it. Let California hold its state, county, and municipal payments in escrow until funding is restored for X, Y, and z,
Make your class difficult enough that students won’t be able to miss class, then set a “no attendance
is required policy.”Student: “I failed!”
Professor: “Did you attend?”
“No.” 🤷
is required policy.”Student: “I failed!”
Professor: “Did you attend?”
“No.” 🤷
December 9, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Make your class difficult enough that students won’t be able to miss class, then set a “no attendance
is required policy.”Student: “I failed!”
Professor: “Did you attend?”
“No.” 🤷
is required policy.”Student: “I failed!”
Professor: “Did you attend?”
“No.” 🤷
Eggs are down if you go to Costco, but that's communism.
December 8, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Eggs are down if you go to Costco, but that's communism.
He's a lumberjack and he's ok.
December 8, 2025 at 9:08 PM
He's a lumberjack and he's ok.
Especially in high risk areas of mother to child HIV/AIDS infection. The fact that women cannot produce milk is just a sign to that leather bag that women are hurting themselves with "toxins" or some bullshit.
December 8, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Especially in high risk areas of mother to child HIV/AIDS infection. The fact that women cannot produce milk is just a sign to that leather bag that women are hurting themselves with "toxins" or some bullshit.
Live girl or dead boy.
December 8, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Live girl or dead boy.