Jewish Space Laser (OfAndrew)
@tapiocapearl13.bsky.social
Not sure if we will survive another Trump administration. #Resist
If a trucker and a sailor got together and had a baby, that baby would be my mouth.
My roots are in Massachusetts but my branches are in Oregon.
No DMs unless we have a rapport.
If a trucker and a sailor got together and had a baby, that baby would be my mouth.
My roots are in Massachusetts but my branches are in Oregon.
No DMs unless we have a rapport.
Kash Patel must be one of those DEI hires, right? Because there is no fucking way he was hired on merit as he is a fucking moron.
May 8, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Kash Patel must be one of those DEI hires, right? Because there is no fucking way he was hired on merit as he is a fucking moron.
Jared Moskowitz remains undefeated after sharing this! 😆😆😀
April 24, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Jared Moskowitz remains undefeated after sharing this! 😆😆😀
He is risen!
April 20, 2025 at 1:18 PM
He is risen!
Only if you do churches next because they are even worse!
April 15, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Only if you do churches next because they are even worse!
Rapists gonna rape and hang out with other rapists. It's only a matter of time before credible allegations are made about RFK, Jr. and Snake Oil Salesman Oz.
April 4, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Rapists gonna rape and hang out with other rapists. It's only a matter of time before credible allegations are made about RFK, Jr. and Snake Oil Salesman Oz.
Today and every day.
April 1, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Today and every day.
Ummm, "freedom seeds"? What the fuck? No. Seriously. What. The. Actual. Fuck.
March 27, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Ummm, "freedom seeds"? What the fuck? No. Seriously. What. The. Actual. Fuck.
Aged like milk.
March 25, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Aged like milk.
Colorado is taking down that portrait that Trump didn’t like. I propose this one as a replacement.
March 24, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Colorado is taking down that portrait that Trump didn’t like. I propose this one as a replacement.
Started / Going:
March 24, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Started / Going:
No. No I don’t think this invitation is for me.
March 22, 2025 at 12:06 AM
No. No I don’t think this invitation is for me.
Jesus wept.
March 19, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Jesus wept.
Senate Republicans are claiming the price of eggs has decreased nearly 50% since Trump took office. They were $6.99 a dozen in my Portland, Oregon suburb the other day.
How much are eggs in your neighborhood?
How much are eggs in your neighborhood?
March 19, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Senate Republicans are claiming the price of eggs has decreased nearly 50% since Trump took office. They were $6.99 a dozen in my Portland, Oregon suburb the other day.
How much are eggs in your neighborhood?
How much are eggs in your neighborhood?
If Kimberly Guilfoyle's transition to MAGA is any indication, then I predict Gavin Newsom's.
March 12, 2025 at 2:26 PM
If Kimberly Guilfoyle's transition to MAGA is any indication, then I predict Gavin Newsom's.
Those faces you make when some teenaged boys drive by just before a $20 blow job.
March 12, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Those faces you make when some teenaged boys drive by just before a $20 blow job.
I’m old enough to remember when traitor tot was banned from running a charity because he stole from a charity that helped kids with cancer.
March 8, 2025 at 2:40 PM
I’m old enough to remember when traitor tot was banned from running a charity because he stole from a charity that helped kids with cancer.
Fun fact: republicans are in control of the house and senate.
March 6, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Fun fact: republicans are in control of the house and senate.
BREAKING: New photo released of congressional republicans' joint spine!
March 5, 2025 at 4:48 PM
BREAKING: New photo released of congressional republicans' joint spine!
But but butt decorum shouted the MAGAts.
March 5, 2025 at 3:00 AM
But but butt decorum shouted the MAGAts.
Imagine the outrage if Biden did this.
March 5, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Imagine the outrage if Biden did this.
I don't ever want to hear anyone say Zelenskyy disrespected the president or the US because he didn't wear a suit.
February 28, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I don't ever want to hear anyone say Zelenskyy disrespected the president or the US because he didn't wear a suit.
“This is JD’s cushion, isn’t it?”
February 28, 2025 at 7:35 PM
“This is JD’s cushion, isn’t it?”
What do you want to bet the same material is in both binders?
February 27, 2025 at 8:43 PM
What do you want to bet the same material is in both binders?
We need a new award, given to certain modern legends. Some of the people receiving this award should be (imho):
Whomever started the JD Vance couch fucking rumor;
Whomever created the AI video of Trump sucking Musk's toes;
Whomever dubbed the cybertruck the Deplorean; and
And this guy!
Whomever started the JD Vance couch fucking rumor;
Whomever created the AI video of Trump sucking Musk's toes;
Whomever dubbed the cybertruck the Deplorean; and
And this guy!
February 26, 2025 at 7:17 PM
We need a new award, given to certain modern legends. Some of the people receiving this award should be (imho):
Whomever started the JD Vance couch fucking rumor;
Whomever created the AI video of Trump sucking Musk's toes;
Whomever dubbed the cybertruck the Deplorean; and
And this guy!
Whomever started the JD Vance couch fucking rumor;
Whomever created the AI video of Trump sucking Musk's toes;
Whomever dubbed the cybertruck the Deplorean; and
And this guy!