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Jewish Space Laser (OfAndrew)
@tapiocapearl13.bsky.social
Not sure if we will survive another Trump administration. #Resist

If a trucker and a sailor got together and had a baby, that baby would be my mouth.

My roots are in Massachusetts but my branches are in Oregon.

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Kash Patel must be one of those DEI hires, right? Because there is no fucking way he was hired on merit as he is a fucking moron.
May 8, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Jared Moskowitz remains undefeated after sharing this! 😆😆😀
April 24, 2025 at 9:18 PM
He is risen!
April 20, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Only if you do churches next because they are even worse!
April 15, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Rapists gonna rape and hang out with other rapists. It's only a matter of time before credible allegations are made about RFK, Jr. and Snake Oil Salesman Oz.
April 4, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Today and every day.
April 1, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Ummm, "freedom seeds"? What the fuck? No. Seriously. What. The. Actual. Fuck.
March 27, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Aged like milk.
March 25, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Colorado is taking down that portrait that Trump didn’t like. I propose this one as a replacement.
March 24, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Started / Going:
March 24, 2025 at 2:19 PM
No. No I don’t think this invitation is for me.
March 22, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Jesus wept.
March 19, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Senate Republicans are claiming the price of eggs has decreased nearly 50% since Trump took office. They were $6.99 a dozen in my Portland, Oregon suburb the other day.

How much are eggs in your neighborhood?
March 19, 2025 at 5:08 PM
If Kimberly Guilfoyle's transition to MAGA is any indication, then I predict Gavin Newsom's.
March 12, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Those faces you make when some teenaged boys drive by just before a $20 blow job.
March 12, 2025 at 1:43 AM
🤣🤣🤣
March 8, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I’m old enough to remember when traitor tot was banned from running a charity because he stole from a charity that helped kids with cancer.
March 8, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Fun fact: republicans are in control of the house and senate.
March 6, 2025 at 1:35 AM
BREAKING: New photo released of congressional republicans' joint spine!
March 5, 2025 at 4:48 PM
But but butt decorum shouted the MAGAts.
March 5, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Imagine the outrage if Biden did this.
March 5, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I don't ever want to hear anyone say Zelenskyy disrespected the president or the US because he didn't wear a suit.
February 28, 2025 at 7:59 PM
“This is JD’s cushion, isn’t it?”
February 28, 2025 at 7:35 PM
What do you want to bet the same material is in both binders?
February 27, 2025 at 8:43 PM
We need a new award, given to certain modern legends. Some of the people receiving this award should be (imho):

Whomever started the JD Vance couch fucking rumor;
Whomever created the AI video of Trump sucking Musk's toes;
Whomever dubbed the cybertruck the Deplorean; and
And this guy!
February 26, 2025 at 7:17 PM