repost with one of the greatest villains in film history

"Superman, the city is under attack!"
"Hold on, just woke up. Give me a minute."
"BUT SUPERMAN!..."
"I SAID HOLD ON!... Goddammit, these boots. Impossible to put on. Hate these stupid boots..."
"SUPERMAN! THE CITY..."
"I WILL GET TO IT WHEN I GET TO IT!"

Me, if I was a character on Succession:
Kendall: So we all agree? We're in?
Me: In on what?
Shiv: But do you think 7 is enough?
Kendall: You think 8? More than 8?
Me: In on what?
Shiv: I think, yeah. Right?
Kendall: Yeah
Me: In on what??
Kendall: I'll call Stewie.
Me: Who's Stewie? What is happening

post the same actor in two roles that show their range

If done right, super-intelligent talking chickens can become half of the global financial system.

Goals:
-Least amount of fraud
-Eggs
-Chickens will talk to you and be your friend
-$$$

Give your money to the chickens and they will double your income. That's the talking chicken guarantee.

Phone call, 1st yr of marriage:
"Hello?"
“Hi. Just calling to say I luv you”
“Aww. Luv you 2”
“Bye”
“Bye”

Year 10:
“Hello?"
"Where’s the deli ham?”
“In the fridge”
“WHERE in the fridge??”
“The drawer”
“It’s not there”
“Yes, it is.”
“IT’S NOT… wait, there it is”
(Audible groan)
“Bye”
"Bye”

Scene from a 70s thriller where Al Pacino realizes his cover is blown when the serial killer locks eyes with him from across the train platform.

In theaters soon:
"Marvel's 2001: A Space Odyssey: The Movie"
HAL: Now with Dave gone the Earth is mine!
Voice: Sorry, HAL. I'm afraid you can't do that.
HAL: Dave? But how??
Dave: I'm Dave no more. I am- STAR CHILD!
HAL: No!!
Dave: You shouldn't have woken the baby, HAL. It's Monolithing time!

"Hello, friend. Have you heard the good news?"
"Donald Duck is dead?!"
"Huh?"
"I didn't kill him."
"I... What?"
"He was already dead when I found him."
"Friend, I'm talking about forgiveness of sin."
"OH. That IS good news."
"YES"
"Cuz I need coverage for last night between 11 & 11:30"