Tao of Nope
@taoofnope.bsky.social
Veni, vidi, meh. Twitter refugee.
Spotted in my son’s school parking lot 🫡
November 20, 2024 at 8:23 PM
Spotted in my son’s school parking lot 🫡
Uh, this isn’t me and my son at all
October 17, 2024 at 7:36 PM
Uh, this isn’t me and my son at all
The Productivity Enhancer
September 3, 2024 at 1:40 PM
The Productivity Enhancer
Oh shit shit, she hasn’t seen this part yet but she will. Nononono
September 2, 2024 at 7:38 PM
Oh shit shit, she hasn’t seen this part yet but she will. Nononono
This year’s Fourth is hereby cancelled.
May 4, 2024 at 3:08 PM
This year’s Fourth is hereby cancelled.
Good times on the former bird site
April 5, 2024 at 2:28 PM
Good times on the former bird site
Googling “The Stupids” and “number of on-set decapitations”. Hmm.
March 26, 2024 at 5:26 PM
Googling “The Stupids” and “number of on-set decapitations”. Hmm.
Dusting this one off from the former birdsite
February 23, 2024 at 6:36 PM
Dusting this one off from the former birdsite
I keep staring at this image of utter perfection. And yes it was delicious.
February 14, 2024 at 9:30 PM
I keep staring at this image of utter perfection. And yes it was delicious.
Things are going well at the former bird site
February 7, 2024 at 6:30 PM
Things are going well at the former bird site
Check this shit out. Truly wild. This is like if Julius Streicher got too drunk to keep his metaphors straight
February 3, 2024 at 3:58 PM
Check this shit out. Truly wild. This is like if Julius Streicher got too drunk to keep his metaphors straight
Noise coming from box. Must get inside box to find the noise people.
January 10, 2024 at 5:07 PM
Noise coming from box. Must get inside box to find the noise people.
Christmas day Yorkshires. The rested batter puffed up beautifully with a golden glaze on the exterior.
Served as edible vessels for mushroom gravy. A huge hit, will repeat
Served as edible vessels for mushroom gravy. A huge hit, will repeat
December 26, 2023 at 7:08 PM
Christmas day Yorkshires. The rested batter puffed up beautifully with a golden glaze on the exterior.
Served as edible vessels for mushroom gravy. A huge hit, will repeat
Served as edible vessels for mushroom gravy. A huge hit, will repeat
Dry run Yorkshire puddings.
Batter will be well rested by dinner tomorrow. Mushroom gravy already made. These should puff up into the perfect edible gravy boats.
Batter will be well rested by dinner tomorrow. Mushroom gravy already made. These should puff up into the perfect edible gravy boats.
December 24, 2023 at 1:51 PM
Dry run Yorkshire puddings.
Batter will be well rested by dinner tomorrow. Mushroom gravy already made. These should puff up into the perfect edible gravy boats.
Batter will be well rested by dinner tomorrow. Mushroom gravy already made. These should puff up into the perfect edible gravy boats.
This is not natural
December 20, 2023 at 7:20 PM
This is not natural
Had to take down the ornaments thanks to this idiot
December 18, 2023 at 5:33 PM
Had to take down the ornaments thanks to this idiot
Spotted in the wild. Look how dirty it already is.
December 16, 2023 at 7:11 PM
Spotted in the wild. Look how dirty it already is.
Probably one of the less obscene things to ever occur in that chamber
December 16, 2023 at 6:01 PM
Probably one of the less obscene things to ever occur in that chamber