Had an existential crisis and gave myself bangs. Please keep me in your thoughts and prayers.

There is a film made IN 1990 playing on Turner CLASSIC movies right now.
This latest affirmation of my elderhood is simply too much to bear.

Like Sally O'Malley, I'm 50. Fifty years old.

Starting a new job tomorrow and plan to tell each person I meet, "Don't worry, I don't believe the gossip."

Bible thumpers were going door to door in the hood this morning so I closed the drapes and laid low, but my cat is an attention whore and betrayed my presence for a through-the-screen scritch.

My PARTNER dropped a BANANA PUBE on the floor and I STEPPED on it and now I have to CUT MY FOOT OFF

Just watched The Whale (yeah, late to the party). As someone who's always had a difficult relationship with food, it was a hard watch. But an important one. Brendan Fraser deserved every one of those awards.

The lake was angry today, my friends

Downside of a new social app - rebuilding your followers and feeds

Upside of a new social app - see above

No family, no professional contacts for whom i need to temper my views....I'm just here to talk shit and fuck around

My NEIGHBOUR tried to sell me MARIJUANA of INFERIOR QUALITY

Here I am now....entertain me