i can't believe it's already been a month since joe biden passed away
October 1, 2025 at 5:31 AM
i can't believe it's already been a month since joe biden passed away
the lion is very concerned with how things seem to be going
October 1, 2025 at 5:28 AM
the lion is very concerned with how things seem to be going
but your honor my client was the birthday girl
October 1, 2025 at 3:59 AM
but your honor my client was the birthday girl
[dying of a totally preventable disease]... tell my sister i lover her... [cough]... and ... make an ai of me where i have an absolutely huge dumper... m-make that thing hu[cough violently for 30 full seconds]
October 1, 2025 at 3:56 AM
[dying of a totally preventable disease]... tell my sister i lover her... [cough]... and ... make an ai of me where i have an absolutely huge dumper... m-make that thing hu[cough violently for 30 full seconds]
they leaked an ai video of me as the bottom half of a horse
October 1, 2025 at 3:04 AM
they leaked an ai video of me as the bottom half of a horse
i'd like to see an ai do THIS [loses hope in an unfathomably new way]
October 1, 2025 at 3:02 AM
i'd like to see an ai do THIS [loses hope in an unfathomably new way]
bet he won't even get to Level 2 by the 6th week
October 1, 2025 at 2:57 AM
bet he won't even get to Level 2 by the 6th week
woke up in the middle of the night to draw a reverse cowgirl
October 1, 2025 at 2:35 AM
woke up in the middle of the night to draw a reverse cowgirl
when you're being nice to me this is who you're being nice to
August 7, 2025 at 9:22 PM
when you're being nice to me this is who you're being nice to
[replying to my sister's text] ...and is there a mister carriage?
August 7, 2025 at 9:21 PM
[replying to my sister's text] ...and is there a mister carriage?
wow i can't believe ghislaine maxwell committed suicide next week
August 5, 2025 at 5:24 AM
wow i can't believe ghislaine maxwell committed suicide next week
does anyone know anything
July 9, 2025 at 10:48 PM
does anyone know anything
it was a complicated 17 hour surgery but they finally managed to separate the art from the artist
July 8, 2025 at 6:16 PM
it was a complicated 17 hour surgery but they finally managed to separate the art from the artist
hey sorry i'm late for work it's just that i hate my job
July 8, 2025 at 6:12 PM
hey sorry i'm late for work it's just that i hate my job
2025 predictions:
- Biden dies (old age)
- Trump dies (7th assassination attempt)
- Anti-aging billionaire dies (chokes on a carrot)
- Taylor Swift dies (private jet is a boeing)
- Drake dies (testicular cancer)
- Musk dies (tesla explodes)
- Biden dies (old age)
- Trump dies (7th assassination attempt)
- Anti-aging billionaire dies (chokes on a carrot)
- Taylor Swift dies (private jet is a boeing)
- Drake dies (testicular cancer)
- Musk dies (tesla explodes)
January 3, 2025 at 6:16 PM
2025 predictions:
- Biden dies (old age)
- Trump dies (7th assassination attempt)
- Anti-aging billionaire dies (chokes on a carrot)
- Taylor Swift dies (private jet is a boeing)
- Drake dies (testicular cancer)
- Musk dies (tesla explodes)
- Biden dies (old age)
- Trump dies (7th assassination attempt)
- Anti-aging billionaire dies (chokes on a carrot)
- Taylor Swift dies (private jet is a boeing)
- Drake dies (testicular cancer)
- Musk dies (tesla explodes)
i actually read the Odyssey in the original greek. complete waste of time, i have no idea what those symbols mean
December 31, 2024 at 3:20 AM
i actually read the Odyssey in the original greek. complete waste of time, i have no idea what those symbols mean
thanks to inflation, Subway is now measuring the footlong from the taint
December 11, 2024 at 2:21 AM
thanks to inflation, Subway is now measuring the footlong from the taint
phone, wallet, keys, manifesto
December 10, 2024 at 1:35 AM
phone, wallet, keys, manifesto
Reposted by Tanya
Category is: Snatch the Fed
December 7, 2024 at 11:26 PM
Category is: Snatch the Fed
just invented a thing called a mentaur, it's like a centaur but it's half man half man
December 7, 2024 at 7:08 AM
just invented a thing called a mentaur, it's like a centaur but it's half man half man
[convincing a zoomer to wear a condom]
babe you gotta spotify wrap it
babe you gotta spotify wrap it
December 4, 2024 at 7:40 PM
[convincing a zoomer to wear a condom]
babe you gotta spotify wrap it
babe you gotta spotify wrap it