couple costume idea: i dress as an orca and my bf is a boat (bc i am going to wreck him later)

if there's one thing I've learned from being online the last quarter of a century, it's that no one can ever embarrass me if I tell the story first in a funny way

When I was a kid I knew Jimmy Buffett had a restaurant chain & that's what I thought buffets were & then when someone corrected me like ITS PRONOUNCED BUFF-AY I thought that meant I was pronouncing his name wrong, not that I had the wrong restaurants, so I just lived a different kind of incorrect

dear @usako.bsky.social please show this to your dog and say it is from me (she knows who i am, don't tell me otherwise)

without downloading any new pics where are you at mentally
(cat/pic/🔪 courtesy of @sarie.bsky.social )