If you're that worried about what country you're known to be in, you're probably up to no good. There are exceptions, but it probably means you're at MINIMUM an asshole.

With fire? Naw, with LIGHT.

In high school choir, we wore tux shirts with black slacks while performing.

They looked less cheap than this.

He doesn't stand for anything but himself - but he's very good at passionately ACTING like he stands for things. At least for a single sound byte - and thaT'S all that the average, not-terminally-online-politically-unengaged person requires.

Though the lack of follow-through is catching up to him.

And then just remember to put her in jail as well for her culpability in all of this, because she's absolutely still a traitorous fascist too.

Starbucks baristas are currently on strike from what I know, so hopefully no one drinks this.

provides=promises