Michael Paine
@tantrumsonabike.bsky.social
Keen colour blind cyclist. Struggling with strabismus every day.
Thought you were leaving?
February 4, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Thought you were leaving?
Amazing. Wherever you find safer roads yorkshire you always find bikery.
December 7, 2024 at 4:49 PM
Amazing. Wherever you find safer roads yorkshire you always find bikery.
Jeez, you cyclists are a desperate bunch. The only thing you are good for is making the rest of us laugh.
November 30, 2024 at 6:47 PM
Jeez, you cyclists are a desperate bunch. The only thing you are good for is making the rest of us laugh.
How's that working out for ya 😉
November 30, 2024 at 6:10 PM
How's that working out for ya 😉
And yet here you are still chatting to me. I am surprised you didn't notice it was obviously a piss take profile. I hope your more observant in court.
November 30, 2024 at 5:07 PM
And yet here you are still chatting to me. I am surprised you didn't notice it was obviously a piss take profile. I hope your more observant in court.
You just made that up🤣🤣🤣
November 30, 2024 at 4:54 PM
You just made that up🤣🤣🤣
He's living in your head🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
November 30, 2024 at 4:41 PM
He's living in your head🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I don't, I send the missus out to do it.
November 30, 2024 at 4:39 PM
I don't, I send the missus out to do it.
Too late biatch
November 25, 2024 at 9:42 PM
Too late biatch
Fvckin ridiculous bike just like your post.
November 25, 2024 at 9:41 PM
Fvckin ridiculous bike just like your post.
Have you also been in a fire and your face melted.
November 20, 2024 at 7:01 PM
Have you also been in a fire and your face melted.
This is what you look like when you are peering through car windows at women.
November 20, 2024 at 6:59 PM
This is what you look like when you are peering through car windows at women.
This is the best one yet🤣🤣🤣
November 15, 2024 at 10:04 PM
This is the best one yet🤣🤣🤣
Love the Sunday sport. Haven't seen it in 20 yrs but i will never forget the double decker on the moon🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
November 15, 2024 at 9:28 PM
Love the Sunday sport. Haven't seen it in 20 yrs but i will never forget the double decker on the moon🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Be careful on that saddle after.
a man in a blue shirt says ouch
ALT: a man in a blue shirt says ouch
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2024 at 5:45 PM
Be careful on that saddle after.
It's really invigorating cycling in the rain. It's like washing your hair in vosene.
November 15, 2024 at 5:13 PM
It's really invigorating cycling in the rain. It's like washing your hair in vosene.
I had a doctor tell me to stop cycling as my sense of self entitlement was going to get me in a crash. Of course I told him to fuck off.
November 15, 2024 at 1:46 PM
I had a doctor tell me to stop cycling as my sense of self entitlement was going to get me in a crash. Of course I told him to fuck off.
Surprised you saw him coming
a man wearing a helmet is making a funny face while looking up .
ALT: a man wearing a helmet is making a funny face while looking up .
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2024 at 9:27 AM
Surprised you saw him coming