Reposted by Tantomile
So instead of touching a stove, they walked into Chernobyl and tried to fuck the elephant foot.
April 9, 2025 at 4:23 AM
So instead of touching a stove, they walked into Chernobyl and tried to fuck the elephant foot.
I really hope that @spotify.com and Apple Music stand up to this and refuse to have it on their platforms
March 16, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I really hope that @spotify.com and Apple Music stand up to this and refuse to have it on their platforms
I need one of those, It happens like every time I fly. My ID apparently doesn't look enough like me. It's not my fault that the DMV hasn't updated their cameras since 1994!
March 1, 2025 at 10:58 AM
I need one of those, It happens like every time I fly. My ID apparently doesn't look enough like me. It's not my fault that the DMV hasn't updated their cameras since 1994!
omg severance is so good
February 13, 2025 at 7:10 AM
omg severance is so good
I mean there is no way he hasn't sent at least one of those tweets from some government facility where he isn't supposed to be on his personal cellphone
February 7, 2025 at 5:15 AM
I mean there is no way he hasn't sent at least one of those tweets from some government facility where he isn't supposed to be on his personal cellphone
Hi Emily,
Congratulations!! You were always my favorite person from LMG, and I'm excited to see what you do next <3
Congratulations!! You were always my favorite person from LMG, and I'm excited to see what you do next <3
January 28, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Hi Emily,
Congratulations!! You were always my favorite person from LMG, and I'm excited to see what you do next <3
Congratulations!! You were always my favorite person from LMG, and I'm excited to see what you do next <3
ok i'm super behind, but in the s1 season finale, isn't it directly shown that she used to be involved in the party scene and drank to excess at least once in the past?
January 5, 2025 at 8:19 PM
ok i'm super behind, but in the s1 season finale, isn't it directly shown that she used to be involved in the party scene and drank to excess at least once in the past?
i'm pretty sure that the only reason Elmo wants it is so he can have a .gov email address and get to go to government buildings to scare people
January 5, 2025 at 4:23 AM
i'm pretty sure that the only reason Elmo wants it is so he can have a .gov email address and get to go to government buildings to scare people