And he figured out how to get down all by himself, too!

In case anyone feels like stew might help. It’s an old BH&G recipe that has vanished from the internet. It could stand a splash of ACV for some sourness, but it’s very good. I also subbed a 32 oz Corona Familiar for the porter cuz I didn’t want it to be super heavy.

Outdated magazines in the waiting room of the service department of a car dealership.

Private diary, never meant for public consumption.

Coloring book.

Middle grade sci-fi.

Hardback bestseller from Costco.

Cozy mystery.

Wanna see the mother of three of my cats (and one of my mother’s cats)? This is Elsa, we’re working on being an inside girl. She’s still nervous if she doesn’t have an escape route, but she’s super friendly.

Venmo says Sergei deserves a cheese straw. Venmo thinks cheese is nice.

Behold Endora, rescued from the mean streets of Compton as an exceptionally sick kitten, who grew to become 10 pounds of rarely seen, absolutely silent predator. I’ve had her a year and I still can’t pick her up. She has knife hands and strong feelings about everything. They’ll never see her coming.

You’ve been murdered, who do you want on the case?

Endora is enjoying the most recent installment of @seananmcguire.bsky.social ‘s Tybalt and Raj Story, and likes the new narrator, but thinks there should be 60% more Ginevra, please.

Got my hair cut today, and it’s the first time in my life that I have left the salon with my hair wet. “It’s curly, let it air dry to see what it does.”
Damned if he’s not right.
I’m not quite sure what to do with this information.