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"𝘓𝘪𝘧𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘧𝘶𝘭𝘭 𝘰𝘧 𝘳𝘦𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘴, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘪𝘵 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴𝘯'𝘵 𝘱𝘢𝘺 𝘵𝘰 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬!"

Your favorite monkey boy from Final Fantasy IX!

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"Make way, make way! The Tantalus Theater Troupe is in town! Check it out!"

Stapling posters all over.
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Casually snatching your wallet with his tail, whistling a happy little tune! 🎶
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𝑓𝑙𝑦𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑏𝑙𝑎𝑑𝑒.
𝕾𝐓𝐄𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐃 𝕺𝐅 𝕾𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐒…

November 17, 2024 at 3:03 AM
Zidane grinned.

"Well, I was sorta thinkin' of selling it, but I've got more than enough gil right now, so..."

He hopped onto Cloud's bed, and crouched, his tail flicking around.

"Oh man, so you *do* care! I've seen you around town, and well-"

He rubbed under his nose.

"I wanted to see-"
❝Mm. That doesn't answer the question; why. were. you. taking. it. in. the. 𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐒𝐓 𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐂𝐄.❞

He'd sighs with concerned and look at him.

❝Are you okay.ᐣ❞
"Hrrrk...!" he grunted, but suddenly dropped the blade with a LOUD thunk!

And then, he fell from the ceiling too.

CRASH!

"Agh!"

Zidane rubbed his head, then his butt- which totally hurt right now! He groaned.

"Don't worry, dude- I was gonna give it back!" he said, doing a backflip to his feet!
February 16, 2026 at 1:52 AM
"Hrrrk...!" he grunted, but suddenly dropped the blade with a LOUD thunk!

And then, he fell from the ceiling too.

CRASH!

"Agh!"

Zidane rubbed his head, then his butt- which totally hurt right now! He groaned.

"Don't worry, dude- I was gonna give it back!" he said, doing a backflip to his feet!
Cloud 𝘨𝘭𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘴 right at him and stood up from his bed as he'd cross his arms as he held his hand out. ❝Not. Yours.❞ He'd snatch the blade back from Zidane.

He refuse to lose the last thing he has from Zack...

❝Explain yourself.❞
February 16, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Aaaaand there's Zidane, hanging from Cloud's window, trying to lug his Buster Sword off into the night... but man!

This thing is HEAVY!
February 16, 2026 at 12:38 AM
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𝓘 𝔀𝓪𝓷𝓽 𝓽𝓸 𝓽𝓮𝓵𝓵 𝓢𝓪𝓴𝓲-𝓼𝓮𝓷𝓹𝓪𝓲 𝓼𝓸𝓶𝓮𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓰. 𝓣𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝔀𝓱𝓪𝓽'𝓼 𝓲𝓶𝓹𝓸𝓻𝓽𝓪𝓷𝓽... 𝓲𝓼𝓷'𝓽 𝔀𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓮 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓪𝓻𝓮. 𝓣𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓽𝓸𝔀𝓷 𝓘 𝓱𝓪𝓽𝓮𝓭 𝓼𝓸 𝓶𝓾𝓬𝓱? 𝓝𝓸𝔀, 𝓘 𝓵𝓸𝓿𝓮 𝓲𝓽. 𝓣𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓮'𝓼 𝓼𝓽𝓲𝓵𝓵 𝓷𝓸𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓮, 𝓫𝓾𝓽 𝓘 𝓱𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝓯𝓪𝓶𝓲𝓵𝔂 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓯𝓻𝓲𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓼... 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝔂𝓸𝓾. 𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓲𝓶𝓹𝓸𝓻𝓽𝓪𝓷𝓽 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓼 𝓪𝓻𝓮 𝓷𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻 𝓯𝓪𝓻 𝓸𝓯𝓯... 𝓣𝓱𝓮𝔂'𝓻𝓮 𝓪𝓵𝓵 𝓪𝓻𝓸𝓾𝓷𝓭 𝔂𝓸𝓾.
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BANDWAGONS 🪙
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ꜱᴇɴᴘᴀɪ... ɪ ᴡᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴀᴍᴇ ᴍɪꜱᴛᴀᴋᴇ. ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ'ꜱ ɴᴏ ꜱᴜᴄʜ ᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴀꜱ ᴀ ᴍᴇ ᴡʜᴏ ɪꜱɴ'ᴛ ᴍᴇ. ꜱᴏ ɪ ᴡᴏɴ'ᴛ ʀᴜɴ ᴀᴡᴀʏ... ɪ ᴡᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴛʀʏ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴏɴᴇ ɪ'ᴍ ɴᴏᴛ. ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ'ꜱ ᴀ ʟᴏᴛ ᴏꜰ ʀɪꜱᴇꜱ ɪɴꜱɪᴅᴇ ᴍᴇ... ɪ ᴡᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴛʀʏ ᴛᴏ ᴄʜᴀɴɢᴇ ᴛʜᴇᴍ. ɪɴꜱᴛᴇᴀᴅ... ɪ'ʟʟ ʟᴇᴛ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴏꜱᴇ ʀɪꜱᴇꜱ ᴇxɪꜱᴛ... ᴛʜᴀᴛ'ꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴇ ɪ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ.
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"Jeez, what's with all the 'tall, dark and brooding' out here? Would it kill you guys to smile?"
February 15, 2026 at 10:11 PM
"This is the only place? Yeesh. No wonder everything around here's so dreadful. It's like this place is in grayscale!" he chirped, hands sprawling as he spoke.

Upon hearing her request, he found himself grinning.

"You got it. If we're gonna spread cheer around Edge, it's gotta look pretty first!"
"I mostly need to clean up and check the garden. You're welcome to join me"
February 15, 2026 at 10:10 PM
"Ooo. Scary."
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𝒩𝒶𝓊𝑔𝒽𝓉𝓎 𝓃𝒶𝓊𝑔𝒽𝓉𝓎!

♛ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴀʟʟ? 𝙋𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙚! ᴅᴀɴᴄᴇ ꜰᴏʀ ᴍᴇ. ♛
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Streeeetch!

"Man, is it boring out here or what?"
February 15, 2026 at 9:45 PM
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Tapping his foot. He crossed his arms, and nodded, trying to think of solutions of his own. Within a couple seconds, he grinned, and nodded at her.

"Flowers need time to grow, I totally get it. Don't sweat it! Glad you're on board. You guys are the only flower shop in thirty yalms!"
I’ll need time to replenish everything“
February 15, 2026 at 6:59 PM
kas

as long as I'm around, the fantasies will NEVER be final!

dream big!

live fast!

eat ass!

*abandons Zidane in a week*
momo

-glances at the TL-

The fantasies are becoming final . . .
February 15, 2026 at 6:45 PM
"Now *that's* a cool sword."

Inspecting the Buster Sword with curious intent, holding his chin and leaning in suspiciously.
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February 3, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Zidane's eyes searched hers. Oh man, did he touch a nerve?

He simply hopped down from the counter.

"Well, you see- that's the next part. I was hoping we could establish a partnership or something like that."

He pulled the flier from his back pocket, showing it to her.

"You sponsor us, we-"
“Ah…“

She wanted to have a more excited expression. Truely! But uh… kinda hard when you associate this particular piece with a guy who went rogue years ago

“Well…i’m sure you’ll be able to get a large audiance! Do you have fliers that can be shared around town?“
Zidane straightened out, sitting on the edge of her countertop.

"I've heard it's pretty popular around here."
February 15, 2026 at 6:40 PM