Hey Everybody! Here is the new single from my friend Alex's band Coast City Bus. It's good! coastcitybus.hearnow.com/handbag-dist...

Conservatives are generally pretty crap at portmanteaus and puns, but I have to admit, "demoncrats" is not bad.

I just logged onto a Teams meeting and no one else had shown up, so I went to do other work and forgot I was still on Teams and sang The Spy Who Loved Me in its entirety before I realized that my coworkers had logged on.

What if my Mom is right? What if I really am the Jerk of the Hotel Motel?

Can we just name the next lefty movement to stop doing things to hurt or anger people "good manners"? I would like to see reactionaries have to go on record as being against good manners and rail against the polite mob.

Dear BlueSky Overlords:

Add an events function and I will delete my Facebook account forever.

So does one have to be all serious and political to be on here? I mean, don't get me wrong--I know that political discourse is important if we want to keep this democracy on life support but, with apologies to Emma Goldman, if I can't be goofy, I don't want to be part of your social media.

Hi. I don't really have anything to say right now but I figured, since I'm on here, I should contribute something, so here's a picture of Wayne Famous.