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@tannersy.bsky.social
Gamer, dad to goblins (they're kids, I promise), sometimes drunk. Londoner. Rolling nat 1s since 1977. Cracking jokes even when I probably shouldn't.
Players last night ignored the villain to try and host a goblin bake off. DM alternated between laughing and crying. #DnDStories #TTRPG
November 18, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Players last night ignored the villain to try and host a goblin bake off. DM alternated between laughing and crying. #DnDStories #TTRPG
Tried to clean with kids. House now sparkles. Cat too. Not intentionally. Related, I hate glitter. #ParentingFails #DadHumor
November 14, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Tried to clean with kids. House now sparkles. Cat too. Not intentionally. Related, I hate glitter. #ParentingFails #DadHumor
Lost shoe: check. Wrong bag: check. Existential dread: double check. Must be the mid term school run, roll on Christmas. #DadLife #MorningChaos
November 13, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Lost shoe: check. Wrong bag: check. Existential dread: double check. Must be the mid term school run, roll on Christmas. #DadLife #MorningChaos
My DM is making a book, might even use my character for part of it. Exciting!
The air hums with magic.
A new campaign stirs beneath the surface, inked in mystery, bound in bone, and ready to rise.
⚔️ GNAW Gaming’s Kickstarter launches soon 25Nov
Follow us, adventurer, and be the first to answer the call
🗺️ gnawgaming.com/ks/
#DnD #Kickstarter #TTRPG #IndieRPG #selfpromosaturday
A new campaign stirs beneath the surface, inked in mystery, bound in bone, and ready to rise.
⚔️ GNAW Gaming’s Kickstarter launches soon 25Nov
Follow us, adventurer, and be the first to answer the call
🗺️ gnawgaming.com/ks/
#DnD #Kickstarter #TTRPG #IndieRPG #selfpromosaturday
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gnawgaming.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:39 PM
My DM is making a book, might even use my character for part of it. Exciting!
DMs, what’s your wildest player derail? Mine ended with a kobold spa resort. #DnD #DungeonMasterLife #TTRPGCommunity
November 8, 2025 at 11:00 AM
DMs, what’s your wildest player derail? Mine ended with a kobold spa resort. #DnD #DungeonMasterLife #TTRPGCommunity
Parenting is like DMing a campaign no one’s read the rules for, and no one is taking notes. Everyone improvises, and somehow there’s yoghurt on the ceiling and and extra goblin in the kitchen. #Parenting #TTRPG #DadHumor
November 6, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Parenting is like DMing a campaign no one’s read the rules for, and no one is taking notes. Everyone improvises, and somehow there’s yoghurt on the ceiling and and extra goblin in the kitchen. #Parenting #TTRPG #DadHumor
Every morning I say "we’re leaving in five minutes." Every morning the kids act like I’ve just issued an optional side quest. #DadLife #ParentingHumor #ChaosGremlins
November 5, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Every morning I say "we’re leaving in five minutes." Every morning the kids act like I’ve just issued an optional side quest. #DadLife #ParentingHumor #ChaosGremlins
Tried to clean the house with my kids “helping.” The result: more glitter than surface, one chair missing, cat sparkles.##ParentingFails #DadHumor #FamilyLife
October 27, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Tried to clean the house with my kids “helping.” The result: more glitter than surface, one chair missing, cat sparkles.##ParentingFails #DadHumor #FamilyLife
Been part of one of @dalekhead.bsky.social’s tables for a while now, and trust me, if the book is like his games, it’s going to hit hard
Sharp writing, brutal choices, unforgettable stories
Can’t wait for the Kickstarter to go live
gnawgaming.com/ks
#DnD #TTRPG #Kickstarter #IndieRPG #FantasyGaming
Sharp writing, brutal choices, unforgettable stories
Can’t wait for the Kickstarter to go live
gnawgaming.com/ks
#DnD #TTRPG #Kickstarter #IndieRPG #FantasyGaming
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gnawgaming.com
October 20, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Been part of one of @dalekhead.bsky.social’s tables for a while now, and trust me, if the book is like his games, it’s going to hit hard
Sharp writing, brutal choices, unforgettable stories
Can’t wait for the Kickstarter to go live
gnawgaming.com/ks
#DnD #TTRPG #Kickstarter #IndieRPG #FantasyGaming
Sharp writing, brutal choices, unforgettable stories
Can’t wait for the Kickstarter to go live
gnawgaming.com/ks
#DnD #TTRPG #Kickstarter #IndieRPG #FantasyGaming
Last D&D session, the group derailed my dungeon to start a bake-off between goblins. Parenting taught me to nod, say “interesting choice,” and let the madness unfold. #DnD #TTRPGHumor #DMProblems
October 16, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Last D&D session, the group derailed my dungeon to start a bake-off between goblins. Parenting taught me to nod, say “interesting choice,” and let the madness unfold. #DnD #TTRPGHumor #DMProblems
Turns out being a parent is like DMing a campaign you never prepped for. You think you’re running the show, but really you’re just reacting to chaos and hoping the snacks hold out.
#Parenting #TTRPG #DadHumor
#Parenting #TTRPG #DadHumor
October 12, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Turns out being a parent is like DMing a campaign you never prepped for. You think you’re running the show, but really you’re just reacting to chaos and hoping the snacks hold out.
#Parenting #TTRPG #DadHumor
#Parenting #TTRPG #DadHumor
School Run Disaster: Shoes missing, tears flowing, tempers flaring, lunch dropped.
This days dice were cursed. Roll on the weekend
#ParentingFails #DadLife #ChaosGremlins #critfail
This days dice were cursed. Roll on the weekend
#ParentingFails #DadLife #ChaosGremlins #critfail
September 18, 2025 at 9:14 PM
School Run Disaster: Shoes missing, tears flowing, tempers flaring, lunch dropped.
This days dice were cursed. Roll on the weekend
#ParentingFails #DadLife #ChaosGremlins #critfail
This days dice were cursed. Roll on the weekend
#ParentingFails #DadLife #ChaosGremlins #critfail
Cooking with children is just adding 400% more mess to the same meal. Recipe card should read: “Serves 4, plus 1 tired dad with mop. May contain egg shell."
September 13, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Cooking with children is just adding 400% more mess to the same meal. Recipe card should read: “Serves 4, plus 1 tired dad with mop. May contain egg shell."
Boredom check: failed. Currently sat staring at my dice, wondering if rolling a d20 to decide which biscuit to eat counts as ‘productive use of time.’
Spoiler: it does.
Spoiler: it does.
September 12, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Boredom check: failed. Currently sat staring at my dice, wondering if rolling a d20 to decide which biscuit to eat counts as ‘productive use of time.’
Spoiler: it does.
Spoiler: it does.
So today I was reminded DMing is a lot like parenting: you set the plan, offer choices, and watch in horror as chaos reigns anyway.
Perfect!
Perfect!
May 7, 2025 at 9:52 PM
So today I was reminded DMing is a lot like parenting: you set the plan, offer choices, and watch in horror as chaos reigns anyway.
Perfect!
Perfect!