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tankweasel.bsky.social
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oh my dog
oh long john
oh long johnson
oh don piano
why I eyes ya
all the live long day

columbus, ohio
Authentic columbus, ohio slice (where their hq is)
November 26, 2025 at 11:25 PM
unbelievable! brand name real life! r
October 31, 2025 at 10:24 PM
The author is "Amy Furr" so I guess technically there was at least one...

also, donald duck quack quack
October 19, 2025 at 5:29 PM
The panopticon must be fed.

I don't mean to be negative, but may as well just wave a cellphone camera in my face if you're going to record me*. At least then I know I'm being recorded.

(* the general "you," not you specifically)
October 15, 2025 at 4:15 PM
*comedy slide-whistle noise*
October 4, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I think old people are the only ones really paying for cable TV anymore. I know my parents are paying way too much for cable to basically just play historical documentaries and BBC mysteries in the background all day.
August 25, 2025 at 3:49 AM
It fit that niche of "I'm at a tiny freeway interchange in BFE while on a road trip, but don't want McDonalds or Waffle House" .. especially if an older person is along.
August 22, 2025 at 2:22 PM
The morse rd menards has had the smaller yard skeletons year-round now, staged directly across from the big mechanic tool boxes... which is some pretty prime menards real estate tbh.
August 2, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Absolutely jealous of your view
July 25, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Other tricks are 12ft[dot]io and plugging the address into archive[dot]org then reading the mirror .. inspect element -> devtools can be used to remove textblur etc
Internet Archive: Digital Library of Free & Borrowable Texts, Movies, Music & Wayback Machine
archive.org
July 7, 2025 at 9:32 PM
as someone with 3 sighthounds, the "nose pointed to the side while making eye contact" is also a sign of impending mischief
May 19, 2025 at 10:54 PM
alternate mirror version of this emotion: when you see a picture of an actor from a show that was popular when you were young, and you are shocked at how old they look
May 15, 2025 at 11:19 PM
as another greyhound owner, thank you!!
May 15, 2025 at 8:49 PM
i'm in Ohio, anything I buy via ebay, shipped commercial rate, that comes from the southeast US, gets stuck in distribution centers a hop or two away from the source. It can be a week or 3 weeks. If it comes from anywhere else in the US, its a few days. No clue why
May 7, 2025 at 11:47 PM
the walgreens just down the street from us did just close down and is sitting empty
April 26, 2025 at 6:16 PM
congrats! Coyote II
April 23, 2025 at 4:01 PM
hayden falls!
April 17, 2025 at 1:27 AM
behold, my dentist:
April 7, 2025 at 11:37 PM
if past weather is any indicator, a week from now it will be all over our cars
April 2, 2025 at 11:09 PM