Joey Protons
@tankhammer.bsky.social
Atlanta Ghostbuster
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Oh yeah, I ran into one of those guys last week in Stone Mountain, GA and forgot to report it.
November 8, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Oh yeah, I ran into one of those guys last week in Stone Mountain, GA and forgot to report it.
That's shitty, but be aware you don't have to buy those things new if you can find the cash.
November 5, 2025 at 11:23 PM
That's shitty, but be aware you don't have to buy those things new if you can find the cash.
It was just for district commissioners, but maybe it'll help keep us from paying for all the electricity for AI data centers on our home bills.
November 4, 2025 at 5:15 PM
It was just for district commissioners, but maybe it'll help keep us from paying for all the electricity for AI data centers on our home bills.
I'll already be in the L5P parade but I'll be with you in... spirit!
(I'm going to be herding gay cats this Saturday)
(I'm going to be herding gay cats this Saturday)
October 10, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I'll already be in the L5P parade but I'll be with you in... spirit!
(I'm going to be herding gay cats this Saturday)
(I'm going to be herding gay cats this Saturday)
That was fast. They must like this imposter over at Meta.
September 23, 2025 at 12:54 AM
That was fast. They must like this imposter over at Meta.
The whiplash.
Did your daughter talk to you, Jamie? Don't you understand that this is what your "Christ-like" martyr would celebrate over?
Did your daughter talk to you, Jamie? Don't you understand that this is what your "Christ-like" martyr would celebrate over?
September 17, 2025 at 11:38 PM
The whiplash.
Did your daughter talk to you, Jamie? Don't you understand that this is what your "Christ-like" martyr would celebrate over?
Did your daughter talk to you, Jamie? Don't you understand that this is what your "Christ-like" martyr would celebrate over?
It was an eternal struggle trying to present myself as grown and mature even though I played video games and constantly being bombarded with horny imagery in my game magazines.
I still never got this issue of Expert-Gamer and suspect a parent intercepted and disposed of it secretly.
I still never got this issue of Expert-Gamer and suspect a parent intercepted and disposed of it secretly.
September 8, 2025 at 3:09 PM
It was an eternal struggle trying to present myself as grown and mature even though I played video games and constantly being bombarded with horny imagery in my game magazines.
I still never got this issue of Expert-Gamer and suspect a parent intercepted and disposed of it secretly.
I still never got this issue of Expert-Gamer and suspect a parent intercepted and disposed of it secretly.
We used to use chalk dust for Sprocket's mohawk and tail flag.
August 27, 2025 at 5:29 PM
We used to use chalk dust for Sprocket's mohawk and tail flag.
Me reading this from a 3-person office with a group text sounding like:
August 21, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Me reading this from a 3-person office with a group text sounding like:
Thanks for that! Here's how it looks in Pocketcasts for reference!
August 9, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Thanks for that! Here's how it looks in Pocketcasts for reference!
And this was 11 years before Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back!
It doesn't repeat itself, but it rhymes.
It doesn't repeat itself, but it rhymes.
August 8, 2025 at 12:01 AM
And this was 11 years before Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back!
It doesn't repeat itself, but it rhymes.
It doesn't repeat itself, but it rhymes.
Outer Wilds has a wooden spaceship. Not exactly steampunk but you can see some parallels.
July 5, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Outer Wilds has a wooden spaceship. Not exactly steampunk but you can see some parallels.
If you see this, quote this post with your first gaming console!
My uncle had an NES and I used to glue myself to it when we'd visit my grandma's house. He was a Punch-Out fan but I mostly wanted to play Mario Bros. When I was 5 I got an NES of my own for Christmas!
My uncle had an NES and I used to glue myself to it when we'd visit my grandma's house. He was a Punch-Out fan but I mostly wanted to play Mario Bros. When I was 5 I got an NES of my own for Christmas!
July 2, 2025 at 4:44 PM
If you see this, quote this post with your first gaming console!
My uncle had an NES and I used to glue myself to it when we'd visit my grandma's house. He was a Punch-Out fan but I mostly wanted to play Mario Bros. When I was 5 I got an NES of my own for Christmas!
My uncle had an NES and I used to glue myself to it when we'd visit my grandma's house. He was a Punch-Out fan but I mostly wanted to play Mario Bros. When I was 5 I got an NES of my own for Christmas!
I used to run with a pretty tough gang when I was younger.
The gang:
The gang:
June 23, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I used to run with a pretty tough gang when I was younger.
The gang:
The gang:
It's my birthday today.
I'm also visiting Chicago for the first time!
I'm happy I finally get to see the place where the Blues Brothers smashed all those cop cars.
Happy Juneteenth!
Destroy ICE
#Juneteenth
I'm also visiting Chicago for the first time!
I'm happy I finally get to see the place where the Blues Brothers smashed all those cop cars.
Happy Juneteenth!
Destroy ICE
#Juneteenth
June 19, 2025 at 8:32 PM
It's my birthday today.
I'm also visiting Chicago for the first time!
I'm happy I finally get to see the place where the Blues Brothers smashed all those cop cars.
Happy Juneteenth!
Destroy ICE
#Juneteenth
I'm also visiting Chicago for the first time!
I'm happy I finally get to see the place where the Blues Brothers smashed all those cop cars.
Happy Juneteenth!
Destroy ICE
#Juneteenth
Without saying your age, who was your first animated crush?
I just thought she was the coolest person for owning a computer book and hanging out with a cyborg detective and an intelligent dog.
I just thought she was the coolest person for owning a computer book and hanging out with a cyborg detective and an intelligent dog.
June 19, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Without saying your age, who was your first animated crush?
I just thought she was the coolest person for owning a computer book and hanging out with a cyborg detective and an intelligent dog.
I just thought she was the coolest person for owning a computer book and hanging out with a cyborg detective and an intelligent dog.
Using food to show where I grew up.
June 17, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Using food to show where I grew up.
I got mine at my favorite local comic book bar "My Parents Basement!"
June 11, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I got mine at my favorite local comic book bar "My Parents Basement!"