Tank Depot
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I AM THE REAL TANK DEPOT FROM UGH - FRIDAY NIGHT FUNKIN' BY @highquality.rip!!! Parody (not really) --I AM NOT AFFILIATED WITH SIIVAGUNNER & MtH--
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Attention all customers, we have a flash sale on tools over here, heheheh.
October 23, 2024 at 5:03 AM
Attention all customers, we have a flash sale on tools over here, heheheh.
I got a wrench if you wanna tighten up those bars... Laugh, it's funny!
October 23, 2024 at 5:02 AM
I got a wrench if you wanna tighten up those bars... Laugh, it's funny!
Hold on, let me stick some jumper cables on those nips, it might help!
October 23, 2024 at 5:02 AM
Hold on, let me stick some jumper cables on those nips, it might help!
We don't hire pussies here, go work at IKEA!
October 23, 2024 at 5:02 AM
We don't hire pussies here, go work at IKEA!
We sell dimmers for your lights, but you know, you got your girlfriend, I guess you don't need one, heh!
October 23, 2024 at 5:01 AM
We sell dimmers for your lights, but you know, you got your girlfriend, I guess you don't need one, heh!
It's a Cyber Monday deal on ugly kids that can't sing! It's a Black Friday deal on horny teenagers that will probably die in car accidents! What?
October 23, 2024 at 5:01 AM
It's a Cyber Monday deal on ugly kids that can't sing! It's a Black Friday deal on horny teenagers that will probably die in car accidents! What?
Rope is in aisle 5, the bar stools are in aisle 9!
October 23, 2024 at 5:01 AM
Rope is in aisle 5, the bar stools are in aisle 9!
Your girlfriend is real nice, the rest of the drywall is in aisle 7!
October 23, 2024 at 5:00 AM
Your girlfriend is real nice, the rest of the drywall is in aisle 7!
Maybe you'd be better off in the home and garden section, we sell pansies over there!
October 23, 2024 at 5:00 AM
Maybe you'd be better off in the home and garden section, we sell pansies over there!
You know, somebody may need a bigger rack... furniture, aisle 5!
October 23, 2024 at 5:00 AM
You know, somebody may need a bigger rack... furniture, aisle 5!
You might wanna upgrade your hardware, Romeo!
October 23, 2024 at 4:59 AM
You might wanna upgrade your hardware, Romeo!
You know, we got some new house paint in stock; disappointment blue and prostitute red! Satin and glossy finish, hah!
October 23, 2024 at 4:59 AM
You know, we got some new house paint in stock; disappointment blue and prostitute red! Satin and glossy finish, hah!
Don't inhale your asbestos, you're supposed to put it in your walls, idiot!
October 23, 2024 at 4:59 AM
Don't inhale your asbestos, you're supposed to put it in your walls, idiot!
Looks like somebody needs a recharge! Maybe upgrade that watch battery in your pants, heh.
October 23, 2024 at 4:58 AM
Looks like somebody needs a recharge! Maybe upgrade that watch battery in your pants, heh.