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🦇tan🔪nein🦇
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Ich hab so viele Bussis bekommen 😭😭
Sehr nahe Aufnahme einer Kalbschnauze, die ich streichle
November 20, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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Warum glauben so viele “du hast schon den Namen eines Mannes, den deines Vaters” sei ein Gotcha bei der Namensänderungsdiskussion? Darauf hatte ich keinen Einfluss und mit diesem Namen lebe ich solange, dass er meiner ist.
Insta Kommentar von mir als Antwort an einen user: “how would be taking someone else's dad's name better?”
November 19, 2025 at 9:06 AM
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Lil bro rather the girlfriend feel „too heavy“ than him admitting he‘s weak
AITA for giving my brother's girlfriend the Dirty Dancing lift after my brother said she's too heavy for him to do it for her? I (29m) was having out with some people, including my brother "Nick" (23m) and his girlfriend "Jen" (27f). Somehow, the topic of Dirty Dancing came up and my Jen asked Nick if him if he could do it for her. He said she was too heavy for him to do it for her. Another lady, "Liv" (25f) quickly said if she had a boyfriend, he probably couldn't lift her up. Liv dared me to lift her, Dirty Dancing style. I did. The Liv dared me to lift Jen Dirty Dancing style, and I did. Later, Nick said I showed off and emasculated him. He said I made him look bad, and it's not fair to compare us since l'm 8 inches taller and more muscular. I said since Liv dared me, what was I supposed to do. Nick said I either should have said I couldn't lift Jen, or pretended like I couldn't Jen during the lift. I wasn't trying to show off nor cause trouble. Am I the asshole ?
August 25, 2025 at 7:36 AM
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Ich und wer
Schwarzweiß Foto einer Frau und eines Mannes im Bett, offensichtlich nach dem Sex. Im Original haben beide jeweils eine Zigarette in einer Hand, ich habe bei der Frau statt der Zigarette ein Red Bull Peach (meine liebste Sorte) und beim Mann ein Red Bull Juneberry (meine zweitliebste Sorte) reingemacht.
August 13, 2025 at 11:10 AM
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My grandma was our unpaid nanny and maid and I’m pissed my mom has other options!
“I grew up with very loving and caring grandparents, especially my grandmother, from my dad's side, who cooked three meals, did all the housework, had bad knees, but never complained or used them as an excuse not to spend time with us (me and my brother) or not take care of us. She basically raised us. We did live with them in a house, where they lived on the first floor and we did on the second.”
August 10, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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You don’t understand why people don’t want to spend the two evenings of the week where they could enjoy life babysitting for you so you can enjoy life? 😅
Screenshot reddit: “I don't understand why grandparents don't want to spend time with their grandkids on a consistent basis - for example, every Friday and Saturday night for 2-3 hours per night.”
August 10, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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😭😭
August 7, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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Alle seine Aufgaben dauern doch niemals mehr als 15min pro Tag

Und er glaubt, er hat mehr Aufgaben? 😅alle seine Aufgaben lassen sich doch in der Zeit erledigen, die es braucht, ein Bad zu putzen
August 7, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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Bin jetzt übrigens Mutter
Scammer Nachricht: Hallo Mama, das ist meine neue Nummer. Mein Handy ist kaputt gegangen, würdest du mir auf Whatsapp schreiben?
August 5, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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Wie kann man so ein dummes Arschloch sein und überhaupt darüber nachdenken?
Screenshot reddit: “Would you cancel a family trip over a possible HFM exposure? I'm feeling conflicted here. Over the weekend my kids played extensively with their cousins. One of those cousins started getting sick later that day and now has Hand, Foot, and Mouth. So we are monitoring our own young kids (2 and 5) obviously. But in two days we are supposed to go on vacation and will be sharing an Airbnb with other family (including 2 small kids and an 11 month old baby). So, should we: 1.) Cancel the trip out of an abundance of caution (we bought trip insurance but may or may not be able to use it for this) Or 2.) Monitor our kids and bring them if they're still seeming fine on Thursday”
August 4, 2025 at 12:12 PM
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Was there ever a dumber reason to create a whole human?
Screenshot reddit: “The reasons why I would probably want a child are that I am a family person. I think children are funny and it's fun. I also think I would be a good mother. And on top of that, l'm 35, so I can't wait too much longer. Maybe it's just my crazy fear that's getting in the way and I'll regret it. I have always been afraid of changes and decisions. I always struggle with myself. Reasons against it: I'm afraid it's more likely to fall apart. I love rest and sleep, both would be gone. I'm afraid I'll collapse. I fear being dependent and falling into depression. Raising a child for a lifetime is an immense task. I don't feel ready. I'm scared. I'm afraid of regretting it. I don't want to be an unhappy mother.”
July 27, 2025 at 10:55 AM
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Mein Name ist dem nicht mal ähnlich (der Nachname wurde lustigerweise richtig geschrieben)
“Dear Christina”
July 26, 2025 at 11:47 AM
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With every sentence it gets more delusional
Screenshot reddit: “Sudden custody First post but longtime lurker. I am married to my SO who went through a very long and contentious divorce with HCBM with whom he shares multiple children. I am childfree. He did not have any custody when I met him (holiday visitation blocks instead, due to long distance) and due to that distance and it being the first year, I have never met his kids. Due to a change in circumstances, the kids will be moving in with us immediately. Soooo any advice for a new stepmom? I already tried to discuss my boundaries and expectations with SO and plan to try to nacho. Any ideas for how to ease the kids into this new life when they've never met me would also be appreciated! I honestly have no idea what I'm doing and this is all going to be a huge, shocking change for all of us. I plan to enforce weekly date nights for SO and I so that our relationship isn't lost, but any other tips?” Screenshot reddit: “Obviously I knew full custody could be an option at some point when marrying my SO, however it was not our reality. At the very least I was really set on us waiting to try for custody until I have a baby of my own to make it easier (won't mind playing Mom if I already gave up my childfree life by choice first etc) and to at least get some time focused on myself and our child without others as it's already not as special being not his first. I guess I need to grieve the loss of that dream now as it won't be possible if I want a biochild in the near future. Fortunately HCBM will be less available to harass us as she will be without much phone access during military training. That's pretty much the only up side I am seeing right now but trying to be open and see how it goes. SO is a wonderful father so l'm happy I will get to see that side of him and I'm looking forward to being a positive role model in the children's lives. But I'm still terrified.”
July 24, 2025 at 9:52 AM
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Example number 828272719224 of why a childfree woman should never date a father
Screenshot reddit: “Feeling Used All my days off are centered around SS. I haven't had ONE morning on my day off to just wake up and make myself a coffee and hang out quietly since I moved in. DH sleeps in until 10am every single weekend, leaving me to deal with SS wake-up and make SS breakfast. After breakfast the video games immediately start. I naturally don't sleep late. So I'm left to do everything. Do I need to tell DH to wake up early to deal with his son on weekends? Like why tf are you still sleeping and leaving me to do all this? Like congrats good for YOU that you get to sleep in now that I live with you guys ... not!! It's gotten to the point where I wake up on my days off and dread getting up. My day starts with dread and irritation every freaking weekend. As soon as I get up SS runs to the kitchen demanding attention with his phone playing YouTube at max volume and demanding breakfast and never says thank you for his food which just freaking irks me more.”
July 18, 2025 at 8:35 AM
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July 11, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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In 20 Jahren erzählt dir sein Bonzensohn dann was von harter Arbeit
Screenshot reddit:“Eltern verpulvetn Familienvermögen”
July 11, 2025 at 11:16 AM
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Ich schwöre, ich bin das nicht
Screenshot von reddit: “AITA for asking people ‘foreskin - yes or no, and why’ out of curiosity?”
July 9, 2025 at 11:03 AM
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Omg ich will so dringend eure Meinung dazu wissen, ich hab schon eine ganz klare!
AITA Post auf reddit. OPs Partner hat eine Freundin, die die Ex seines Bruders ist, schwanger ist, vom Ex sitzen gelassen wurde und OPs Partner gefragt hat, ob er ihr birthing partner bei der Geburt ihres Kindes wird.
July 7, 2025 at 11:07 AM
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Schaut euch alle den Film “Primadonna” an
Szene aus dem Film. Lia schaut geradeaus, neben ihr sitzt ihr Vergewaltiger und deutet auf etwas
July 6, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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Du gerade
July 5, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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The delusion calling this a hate crime
No one has to obey your religious rules
“Erdogan’s party says cartoon depicting prophets ‘Islmaophobic hate crime’”
July 1, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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El hotzo wenn man ihm seine alten ~feministischen~ tweets zeigt
Leonardo Dicaprio auf der Hochzeit von Jeff Bezos mit einem schwarzen Cappy, das er sich extrem ins Gesicht gezogen hat
June 29, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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Nur Chico weiß, wie es dem
Wels gerade geht ✌🏻😔
The office „they are the same picture“ meme mit dem Wels aus Bayern und dem Hund Chico von 2018
June 23, 2025 at 8:39 AM
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www.zeit.de/politik/ausl...

Amnesty International ist da sicher bald dran an der Geschichte!
June 12, 2025 at 9:28 AM
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Ich hätte echt nicht gedacht, dass sogar so ein menschenverachtender Verein wie Frontex freiwillige Mitarbeitende hat
June 11, 2025 at 4:34 PM