My daughter was told by the Sunday school teacher (Baptist) that if a girl has sex, she can restore her own virginity with commitment and prayer. This on top of that only Baptists are the chosen.
That was when I removed my girls and left organized religion behind for good.

For today’s GOP, law and order and the Constitution are just recommendations that can be easily ignored.
Not today, Satan.

Ditto. I have to believe we are of the majority. The alternative is incomprehensible.

WTF is the cost to retrofit the plane classified? It’s our money you fuckers.

Did you hear about the guy born with no eyelids? They created lids from circumcision skin. Worked great, but he was cock-eyed.
(Sorry I just heard it and had to share. A bit of MJ might be involved) 😂