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Donald J Trump®™
@tangerinetyrant.bsky.social
47th president & spray-tanned god-king.
A MAGA PARODY
I made this parody Trump profile to mock the most ridiculous parts and give some levity to the stress Trump brings us.
I have failed.
There isn't relief, just more terror, every day, as he continues to dismantle any hope of improving as a nation as people cheer.

We are lost.
January 26, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Daddy's home
Mel Gibson: I’m glad Trump is here. It’s like daddy arrived and he’s taking his belt off
January 25, 2025 at 6:31 PM
A racist, a puppy killer, a rapist, a warmonger, a rapist, a Nazi, a brain worm, and a rapist walk into a room...
...
And we had a cabinet meeting!
January 25, 2025 at 6:16 PM
The trees are LOADED with water. Why doesn't NewScum just put spigots on the trees and let THE WATER FLOW. The trees are just sucking the water up
January 25, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Those Crazy radical Leftist communist socialist Democrats, and the LAW, say it was illegal. that's why I did it in The Middle of the Night.
I sent an Email to 17 Inspectors General tonight
YOU'RE FIRED!
January 25, 2025 at 8:45 AM
I sent an Email to 17 Inspectors General tonight
YOU'RE FIRED!
January 25, 2025 at 8:42 AM
I'm the ONLY president to have cabinet positions confirmed by having my VP break a TIE because no one picks lower qualified nominees than ME!
January 25, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Hazardous waste? What even is hazardous waste Gavin NewScum? Can you define it? HOAX! Now they're making up new genders of waste! Unacceptable!
January 25, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I just appointed a sports venture capitalist billionaire to be an ambassador, because he's a friend. Don't worry he's not really qualified either
January 24, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I'm dropping of thoughts, prayers, and paper towels in North Carolina today.
January 24, 2025 at 7:09 PM
FEMA helps too many people
January 24, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Adam shifty is crooked just like his radical leftist Democrats buddies. They're all crooked, I'm totally straight. Straightest president ever
January 23, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I gave so many peaceful PATRIOTS their lives back for a lovely protest of a crooked election. Maybe we'll have a sleepover at the White House
January 23, 2025 at 11:25 PM
We did it! We've stopped America's decline. I found the bottom, and I'm bringing EVERYONE down to it. Congratulation USA!
January 23, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Because ai am the best, most Honest, most Transparent, and your favorite God-KING, I hereby order the files on JFK, RFK, and MLK to be opened. I gave a pen to RFKjr too
January 23, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Everyone in New Jersey should Thank congressman Jeff Van Drew, for helping in the FIGHT against those evil - and UGLY cancer windmills. No more cancer in Jersey!
January 23, 2025 at 6:05 PM
There's homeless skate Boarding in the half Pipes and there should be WATER but radical leftist Dems like Gavin NewScum only Care about illegals doing 180 Kickflips
January 23, 2025 at 8:03 AM
My friend Sean came over and We talked about how GREAT I am. He asks such nice questions Unlike those Radical Fake news leftist Reporters at MsDNC.
I also appointed More people who Won't Tell me NO on anything I ask. WINNING!
January 23, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Despite the totally FAKE Russia, russia, Russia HOAX, by crazy radical communist Dems Daddy Putin and I are still friends. He really likes me and I like him and it's because of ME that this war will SOON Be Over
January 22, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Happy Anniversary
January 22, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Look at this totally real selfie
January 22, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I didn't like Tiktoc but I changed my mind and I SAVED it. sleepy Joe Biden couldn't do it but I got it done. Now they Make tictoks about ME! Great Music!
www.tiktok.com/t/ZT281Um2Y/
A cathartic lil song for today set in a fictional world where rich old oligarchs will someday shuffle off their mortal coil just like everyone else. #folkmusic #countrymusic #acoustic #songwriter #sin...
TikTok video by James Gedda
www.tiktok.com
January 22, 2025 at 8:08 AM
I gave These smart Guys $500 Billion to use AI (artificial Intelligence!) to build STARGATE. Maybe we will Build a hotel next to the Pyramid Kurt Russell got that Shooting staff from.
www.theverge.com/2025/1/21/24...
OpenAI and Softbank are starting a $500 billion AI data center company
Nvidia, Microsoft, and Arm are among the technology partners.
www.theverge.com
January 22, 2025 at 7:04 AM
The so-called bishop At the national prayer service was mean to me. why Should I have mercy when she's so NASTY and Inappropriate? She is not very good at her job! She and the church owe the ME an apology!
January 22, 2025 at 6:24 AM