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Old Noob in New Austin
Tax those turkeys
November 27, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I think if you look at the confederate soldier statue on most southern courthouse yards, it’ll be dated within a few years of that painting. Nasty era with tons of white supremacism.
November 27, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Never reflection, always deflection
November 26, 2025 at 2:01 PM
And then they wind up paying for the car behind them, or is that not a thing anymore? Not my world.
November 25, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Reportedly a horse transporter called Air Horse One has attendants change each passenger’s feed and water every two hours. Livestock could be flying better.
November 25, 2025 at 12:19 PM
One race per race?
November 25, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Democratic People’s Republic of Korea touches all the bases
November 22, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Nobody likes Frisco
November 22, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Even better, put together a mixtape
November 21, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Okay, admittedly attacking “the liberals” sounds lazy and paranoid, but this dude says he lives his life “every[ ]day” in celebration of T. Rex. Odds are, he might even get it on.

Would probably stretch the truth to suggest that he could also own a Jeepster.
November 21, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Shouldn’t he dress up for the camera? Button his damn shirt and wear a tie like a grown man?
November 21, 2025 at 2:39 AM
From his lips straight to his arteries, please
November 18, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I don’t really consider that governing
November 17, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Was surprised to see David Brooks on last Friday’s PBS Newshour claim Trump and Epstein had a complete falling out in 2004. Such inventive deflections.
November 16, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Can she breakdance? Olympics are calling…
November 16, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Oh, I thought it was an invitation to think about terrible people. Soccer/football doesn’t match up convincingly against, say, Pol Pot or Putin. (Please tell me y’all aren’t their stan.)
November 14, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Next season, platinum!
November 11, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I still think she’s a little crazy, by which I mean diminutive and insane.
November 11, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I was just wondering what’s going to happen to all that overconcentrated wealth when he’s gone. Doubt he’d provide for all those genetic offspring. Seems basically unloved and unloving. Has shown himself to be incapable of feeling any social conscience or benevolent giving.
November 7, 2025 at 1:17 PM
As a man ≠ as a father

I bet he’s also too scared to buy feminine hygiene products for the women in his life. Man-child deluxe
November 6, 2025 at 5:18 PM
“Losing is fun! Let me tell you why.”
November 5, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Next adult POTUS is going to find so many things to undo, hopefully without repeating the waste that went into creating them.
November 1, 2025 at 10:40 AM
But really it was the dummy watching who needed to be fired.
October 29, 2025 at 12:52 AM