Tim Nelson
@tanelson82.bsky.social
MN Wild, Vikings fan
Dog lover
Steak gobbler
Legend at losing my phone and TV remote in bed
Dog lover
Steak gobbler
Legend at losing my phone and TV remote in bed
My parents birthed me in their teens. I'm 43. Me and my dad have no relationship anymore. My mom, she is exactly what you're talking about. I dunno if you've ever seen the American commercials for Progressive Insurance, "don't be your parents"... that is her... and she's also angry, all the time
December 20, 2025 at 6:22 AM
My parents birthed me in their teens. I'm 43. Me and my dad have no relationship anymore. My mom, she is exactly what you're talking about. I dunno if you've ever seen the American commercials for Progressive Insurance, "don't be your parents"... that is her... and she's also angry, all the time
Was it Rythian that goofed on Zylus during the don't laugh challenge last year with raccoon video? That was hilarious
November 26, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Was it Rythian that goofed on Zylus during the don't laugh challenge last year with raccoon video? That was hilarious
Why haven't we signed some random QB to serve as an emergency 3rd string QB?
November 26, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Why haven't we signed some random QB to serve as an emergency 3rd string QB?
Robert Langdon. He would 100% be the worst to go MAGA. The storylines, well.... yeah
November 18, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Robert Langdon. He would 100% be the worst to go MAGA. The storylines, well.... yeah
Maybe I don't read enough news (not a bad thing). Who the fuck is Katherine Boyle?!
November 11, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Maybe I don't read enough news (not a bad thing). Who the fuck is Katherine Boyle?!
Holy crap!!!!! You live in Iowa too?! We should team up, maybe open up a sandwich shop. or we could do some farming.
November 9, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Holy crap!!!!! You live in Iowa too?! We should team up, maybe open up a sandwich shop. or we could do some farming.
So.... I can only assume when jons sandwich shop reopens (🙏) we can can expect room temperature fountain drinks? asking for a friend
November 9, 2025 at 3:32 AM
So.... I can only assume when jons sandwich shop reopens (🙏) we can can expect room temperature fountain drinks? asking for a friend
Sir, or madam, alien, whatever. you're incorrect. We've accomplished that goal. Minnesota Frost
November 6, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Sir, or madam, alien, whatever. you're incorrect. We've accomplished that goal. Minnesota Frost
That's a firm nah from me. Lois Griffin, maybe....
November 5, 2025 at 7:25 AM
That's a firm nah from me. Lois Griffin, maybe....
"the beautiful game"
November 3, 2025 at 1:56 PM
"the beautiful game"
Who? (I seriously had to google her) why should we give a flying fuck about this?!
November 3, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Who? (I seriously had to google her) why should we give a flying fuck about this?!
Very unhappy giraffe-man
November 1, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Very unhappy giraffe-man
Parise-Suter summer didn't pan out well on the 4th of July when they signed in Minny. Luckily we locked up Kaprizov
October 7, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Parise-Suter summer didn't pan out well on the 4th of July when they signed in Minny. Luckily we locked up Kaprizov
This is the end, theee only end my friend
October 7, 2025 at 5:38 AM
This is the end, theee only end my friend
How does Carter feel about this?
September 28, 2025 at 9:43 PM
How does Carter feel about this?
Please tell me this was an MXC reference
September 26, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Please tell me this was an MXC reference
Is jons sandwich shop on pace to open in the next 10 days though? This is what most americans care about
September 22, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Is jons sandwich shop on pace to open in the next 10 days though? This is what most americans care about